Cuntwhistleshuthead's adventure

the truth

after me and kokichi coochie kun got marfied on a furry game,,i got a epic email saying his 

"its me gachq life bad boy i stole your stuffies lmao go die my address is 69 420 boulevard lunime street come get it"

OMG NOT MY STUFFOES 

i wasnt even dressed and i rn out the house at full speed, troguh the water, dirt,grass,adother things 5hat total:y arent funded by taxes

i got to that asshiles house and knocked on thedoor like the polite boy i am :3

"Come in."

then someone pulled me in omg please dont molest me evem thoguh i came her naked

"Cuntwhistleshithead, my sister is already dead, it killd her. I don't know how uch time i hve but im not really lile this shes making us th8s way you ned tosave us aol-"

"where my stuffies :(" i said comepletly ingoring him 

"This isnt a joke  yur mother isnt dead and braxton flalalala and girono are still alive you nedd to save-

Then he exploded into a million peices lmao go kill yourself gacha life bad boy

a/n: sorry if this chapter was short, im still gonna put up fanart for this book on here! Cuntwhistleshitheads appearance is in the last chapter