My name is cuntwhistleshithead, pronounced cunt-whistle-shit-head, son of shaquanreshakeeshalaytonjanae. That is pronounced "sha-quan-reesha-keesha-layton-janae" and my father is Yoshikage Kira
I have -15 brain cells because my mom dropped me from the 15th floor of her mansion when I was a kid, i can only write in Minecraft enchantment table runes and I only speak in text slang, also I know 9 million languages even the languages that aren't even used on earth
Diria Kimifimi, my moms rival adopted me after my mom fucking broke like a porcelain vase, my dads probably eating hands or something, I could care less
Everyone hates me because of the shit my mom did, I can't blame them, she was a shitty person who hated gay people and killed her best friend
I woke up, diria was cooking my favorite meal for breakfast, cum bread. The thicc luscious ness of the bread and the cum, it's perfect
"What are you gonna do today, Cuntwhistleshithead?" She asked me
"Omw 2 da park :3" I default danced out the door in my femboy starter pack OwO I picked out the underwear and the collar myself, Diria says I should be accepted even if I'm a gamer femboy who shits in his undies
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
As I walked through the bootyful neighborhood of Morioh Cho, I saw Rohan boring something green and something in his stomach spoke: "ONIONS HAVE LAYERSIRIDEKWOSKSHDJJXWIW"
Then Josuke slapped Rohan and out came his mouth Shrek, normal day 👁👅👁
While I was walking, I hit up Taco Bell and I caught Hanako Kun eating a bean burrito while shitting mountains on the floor while some chick with Daikon legs masturbated to it
I ordered the XXL grilled stuffed burrito and ate it cutely while shaking my little booty UwU
I sat at the park table, playing the most epic game ever: Eyes of Heaven
Fun fact, we salvaged this game from shaquanreeshakeshalaytonjanae's dead corpse
Then the worst thing happened, my bully, gacha life bad boy came and fuckin ate my burrito I payed like 20 dollars for that
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"Hehe hoohoo I like smoking weed 24/7 and destroying lungs and beating up femboys sa9sjdisjdjsxmsnsnsjsj!?!?!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1?1?1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!" He then proceeded to use wolf magic because he's the alpha and it hurt so much ;-;
"Y U do dis 2 me!1!1!1" I Cried
"Because ur GAY" and then he was about to strike me with his mega ultra bootylicous honks honks honka chocletly mega rare special move until my senpai saved me
"K-kokichi-Kun..." My purple headed deranged senpai then proceeded to chase him with a flamethrower that probably had a bunch of kerosene in it until Alaster the radio demonTM patent pending appeared and scared him off like a little pussy
Alastor then fortnite danced away as I had sex with Kokichi, the one thing I like about my adoptive mother is she lets me have sex whenever I want even in the house
But I still have to worry about gacha life bad boy, he always comes back
