Well This Is a Predicament: AOT gang / anime crossover x male reader (modern au)

The Man Known As (F/N)

—your P.O.V—

I was looking stuff up on my phone in the living room, for a cosplay, when all of a sudden I heard a crashing sound and a light come from upstairs. I was sure I was home alone, hence why I wore my survey corps uniform. I grabbed two knives and dual wielded them. I checked every room but found nothing. The only room I hadn't checked was mine. I thought nothing would be in there since the only way in was the door but I decided to check anyways.

I gently opened the door.

My eyes couldn't believe it. I was sure I wasn't hallucinating. The entire aot gang was in my room and unconscious. I went and touched the nearest person. She had red hair with a hint of brown. There was no doubting it. This is Sasha Braus.

I stepped back to collect my thoughts for a minute and turned my back on them to try and recall something that might help me understand what the hell is happening.

Then it struck me! The stone that was in the park across the street. It looked like Angelo from jojo's bizarre adventure (not mine). It had an unfamiliar language I wasn't sure about but this old woman came up and explained to me what it was. Apparently it was some statue that would grant some wish but I didn't buy that crap so I went along with her. She explained to me that I can wish for one thing only and I can't do anything to undo it, after they say the word, whoever they are, it shall come true.

I pondered for five minutes thinking of all the possibilities then I remembered AOT. I wasn't a die hard sucker for the anime/manga but I preferred it over most so I just wished for the gang to come alive. I went home afterwards.

My thoughts were soon interrupted when "Sasha" began to wake up. I immediately went into a defensive position holding both knives, blade aimed downwards. She stopped moving so I was relieved. I grabbed my phone to text my older brother. I looked up and saw her staring at me.

All I could say was "WHAT THE FUCK"

She was startled as she got up and placed her hands on both 3DMG blades and unsheathed them, ready to attack.

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE WE?" She yelled at me.

"Calm down, I mean no harm. I'll explain everything in a minute. Your friends don't seem like they are going to wake up anytime soon, so come with me. I can give you some food you haven't tried before"

At the mention of food she immediately sheathed her swords and tackled me

"DID YOU SAY FOOD, WHERE?"

She's too heavy and crazy. She's exactly like the show. I felt some wet "liquid" on my arm and she began to drool while biting my hand

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOMAN, COMPOSE YOURSELF!"

SHE'S NOT LISTENING. I did what any sane person would do.

I dropped the knives and slapped her twice.

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU" I shouted. She stopped for a moment before she bit EVEN HARDER.

What is she made of. Goddamn. I had to think of something or else I'm going to bleed out.

"Ok, if you can hear me, I'll give you extra food if you let go and just listen to me."

Upon those words she let go and just sat on the ground waiting.

Everyone else began to wake up. I assume it was from all the screaming and slapping, but I couldn't believe it still, that the aot gang was in front of me.

There were mixed reactions, some were looking around, others talking to each other, and then you had one just sitting on the floor and drooling, waiting for food.