Akiko: could you stop procrastinating and do your paperwork?
Ranpo: I'm not "procrastinating". I'm practicing impulse control.
Akiko: ...you are eating an entire cake right now, what impulse exactly are you controlling
Ranpo: SEE, I AM REALLY BAD AT IT, THAT'S WHY I NEED THE PRACTICE
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Bungou Stray Bitches
RandomJust some BSD headcanon and shit that include my two OCs
