guilty pleasure

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Dipper POV

When Bill said that last thing and disappeared I felt like he took my soul with him. All of that was me... all the sounds, the thoughts, everything.

But that couldn't be true! I mean, if it really was true then I was attracted to Bill. But he is male! Let alone also a demon!

I can't possibly like the demon, he must've something to me. Anything. I wasn't always like this, right? I am pretty sure I even had a crush on a girl once...

Wait, through my whole life I hadn't had even a single crush on a girl.

3rd Person POV

After a while Dipper found himself desperately trying to convince himself that what he felt was fake. Not that he was feeling anything special, he just enjoyed what Bill did to his bo- Don't even think about it! Dipper scolded himself.

Growing anxious and angry at himself Dipper decided he needed a break. Perhaps he could go on a walk.

That was also when the brunette realized he was still naked and really dirty.

"Where was the bathroom again?" Dipper asked himself and didn't expect an answer though he did get one anyways.

Or more like he got small murmuring in response coming from behind the couch. That gave Dipper a slight shock as he turned around to look behind the couch only to find a few elves gathered.

They were murmuring in their own language and didn't seem to have noticed Dipper yet.

"F-For how long have you guys been standing there?!" Dipper almost yelled which startled the smaller creatures.

They all began to stutter and look nervously at each other. That was when one of the elves stepped forward.

"We heard Mr. Humans needs help to find the bathroom." An elf said.

Dipper POV

When the elf said that, I suddenly remembered that I was absolutely naked. I quickly grabbed a blanket that was laying on the couch and wrapped around myself.

"Lead the way then." I said.

The small creatures showed me the way through the long hallways as I followed. I would slightly stumble or not be able to keep up from time to time but eventually we stopped in front of a door. When they opened it, it revealed a bathroom.

It wasn't the same one I was in last time, but I wouldn't be surprised if this place had more than five bathrooms.

This one also had a shower which I preferred. The small elves actually let me have some privacy this time and walked out from the room.

I took the blanket that was wrapped around my waist off and turned on the shower. The water was surprisingly warm even though I had just turned it on.

I sighed as the water hit my skin.

3rd Person POV

While Dipper was in the shower, Bill had gone to the town to shop for food and other things Dhis new pet would need.

Of course, he could just snap his fingers and everything would be there, but it would taste horribly.

His powers couldn't just spawn what food humans liked and he couldn't spawn it exactly the way it was supposed to be, so he needed to go shop for it instead.

Though he was fine with that, going out to the town gave him the opportunity to kind of spy on the other humans and see if he fit in as a human as well.