shrek and reader get high and hallucinate their old pal mickey, the three of them have hot steamy sexs but the morning after they wake up with suprize to see who they really did the do with..
you are walking down your street to the park. your parents are getting divorced in only a few hours and you need to distract yourself. you cant help but think back to your childhood crush and best friend, michel moose.
you fondest memory of him was when you were both hiding in the closet from your shouting drunk parents and mickel looked deep into your eyes and said "want to see my mickle pickle" you smile to yourself remembering those simple times.
you've reached the park but now that your here you feel lost, you have no idea what to do next. you slouth your way over to the swingset and begin to swing continuing your train of thoughts.. thinking back to all the times you and micke would run lughing away from your drunk father. the way mickles teeth gleamed in the darkness and the way he would sing me to sleep i that haunting voice. suddenly you hear a voice "YOOO!!!! FATASS!! WHATS YO PRONOUNS!!!??"you look up to see shrek-chan running towards you you blush and brush your hair behind your ear.
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"hey shrekkie-chan what brings you here". he's wearing his school girl skirt today and its showing off his huge dump truck and monster thighs,, you struggle to avoid staring.
"just going for a swag ass walk bread-slice" shrek replies the meatal of the swing set groans as he sits on the swing next to you. "whats been on your mind homie you seem lost in thot"
You look up at the sky and sigh, dragging you feet tough the sand below your swing trying to find the words "idk shrek-chan,,, i miss michekl..." you blink back tears avoiding eye contact with shrek. you cant let him see you like this.
"damn dawg, thats shit sucks doodoo ass" shrek-chan replied cutley "losing someone is hard, especially when its family" the swing sets groaning becomes deeper and more concerning as shrek begins to swing back and forth, his skirt fluttering in the crisp autumn air.
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"well well well if it isnt the homos" You wipe the tears from your eyes, but not quickly enough as berry saw the tears. "damn bitch ur still crying about ur ex, lmao gay"
"hey thats not very swag berry kindly remove they ass from our presence, we were having a grownup conversation" shrek-chan spat his normally sweet tone suddenly menacing.
"what drainage pipe did you crawl out of this time" berry snickered crossing his legs and leaning against the swing-set.
"come on yourname, lets go to my place" shrek said as he slid off his swing.I sighed and slowed my swing to a stop waving berry out of my face and heading after shrek. i looked over my sholder expecting the usual insults from berry but he just hovered there, laughing to himself.
"hey shrek? is it just me or is berry acting a little,, strange?"
shrek looked startled by the question but soon replied "nah just being his usual non swag self"
