𝙸𝚏 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 [𝐿𝐸𝒮𝒯𝐸𝑅 𝒜𝒱𝐸𝑅𝑀𝒜𝒩]

Ｃｈ.１: 𝙿𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙺𝚂

Karp, Averman, Peter, and I all decided before practice today we would play a prank, cause why not? We sent Karp into the dumpster to find a purse for a good prank idea.

"I found one! I'm coming out!", Karp said while going dumpster diving for a purse for our epic prank. "Hey, Karp! you finally found something for once in your life.", Peter yelled at him. 
"Dumpster Dave comes through!", Averman replied. 

Karp jumps out of the dumpster.
"Well, what do you think guys?"
Karp showed us the greyish brown purse.

"Lovely, Karp, it goes with your eyes.", Averman said.

Peter questioned, "You gonna take that from him, Karp?"

"No. Remind me to bust your head, Averman."

"Thanks, Peter. Thanks very much.", Averman said sarcastically.

I saw Charlie coming back hopefully with what we needed judging by the grocery bag in his hands. "Did you get it?", I asked Charlie.

Charlie replied pulling the thing out of the bag placing it in Karp's hands, "Yeah! Right there."

"Dude, This is gonna be so cool!", I exclaimed.

Karp got the dog's attention and fed him the beans.

"I can't believe he ate the can too!", said Peter.

Averman narrating the situation, "He sniffs, He sniffs again, Looking for that perfect place, Sniffs some more. ... He stops. He squats, He scores!"

"Yes! We did it!", I screamed excitedly.
Averman and I high-fived and jumped up and down.

We put the turds in the purse. Averman carried the purse, as much as I love these guys, I'm not carrying that literal piece, or I guess pieces of shit.

Averman carries the bag, "(Groans) Full load, it stinks."

"That's what happens when you carry shit.", I said sarcastically.

"Come on, man give me the dollar!"
I gave him the dollar I stole from Jesse.
"Dude, hurry up.", I said impatiently.

"I'm hurrying, okay?"

Averman put the bag down and ran over to us as we were waiting for a victim. Then a dude pulled up.

"Yes!", I screamed.

Averman got us to calm down, well sorta. "Okay, here we go."

The dude picked up the bag and ran into his car. I wonder how he will react? Nah, let's be honest I know how he'll react when there's shit in his car. You know what would be better though if it got everywhere, let's have him explain that to his parents. Honestly, the 30-year-old dude looks like he lives with his parents, from the motor gloves to the boots from Wal-mart, how would you even explain that to your parents? 'Oh yeah, well I got shit all over your car and I'm gonna go to the kitchen and eat all your Eggo waffles.' My thoughts were interrupted when Averman grabbed my hand and I got all flustered then I realized it was because the man was charging at us.

"Oh shii-", Charlie smacked me and I shut up.

"You could have told me the dude was gonna chase after us before we try to outrun his parent's car!", I screamed while trying to outrun the dude.

Then we decided to jump a fence so he couldn't follow us. Well, we didn't think that through. Oops. He was so close to catching me cause Karp is too damn slow! I looked behind me and jumped on the board making it wobbly. Then he fell. Everyone else ran home whereas Averman and I stayed back to watch.

"(laughs) Oooh, right in the nuts!", I said.

Averman patted me on the back then swung his arm around my shoulder. On our walk back to our neighborhood.
"We did pretty well this time, huh?"
"Yeah, but it wasn't as good as the time we tied strings on the loops on Mr. Jeffery's pants and pulled them down while he was giving his 'Back to school speech'.", I replied
"That was one of the best pranks, Adri."
"Ooh, remember his face! He got so mad, Aves!"
"Remember after that he pulled us into his office and tried to suspend us! Then we convinced him it was that quiet kid that Connie used to have a crush on."
"Yeah, too bad she obviously she likes Guy. Now we can't expel Connie's crushes anymore."
"Well, I mean, no one told us we couldn't. But he's our friend so I guess we won't."
"How about we expel your crush, Aves?"
His face flushed pinker than before, "Uhh, No, I mean you could but I wouldn't want to."
"Oooh, Averman has a crush! Averes has a crush! So, who is it?"
"So, what if for our next prank we--"

"Don't try to change the subject! So, who's the lucky gal?" (*cough* you dumbass. WhO sAiD tHaT? heheheheh)
Averman looked away from me I could tell he was flustered. So, I guess I'll stop.
"Well, what about that prank you were gonna tell me about?"
He turned back to me and smiled, I smiled back. Oh, his smile is so contagious. 
"So, we could either put an air-horn behind the door handle sideways in at other teams locker rooms during games, or we could put those bang snaps under the toilet seat so it scares someone."
"I like the toilet seat one, we'll do that one first at the party at Goldie's house, then at the Hawks game we'll do the other one. Who knows maybe it will scare the 'shit' out of someone."
"Haha, Nice one, Adri!", we stopped in front of my house since our houses are right beside each other, "See you at 'practice' Adri!"
"See you too!"