Illumi: remind me again why I'm in love with you?
Y/n: *smiles*
Illumi: ah of courseLeorio: did you just flirt with me?
Y/n: have been for the past year but thanks for noticingGon, kurapika, killua, and leorio visiting y/n's house:
Gon:hi we're y/n's friends!
M/n: that's impossible y/n doesn't have friends.Y/n: Two trucks having sex. Two trucks having sex. My muscles, my muscles involuntary flex.
Chrollo: you are the only thing I fear-Hisoka: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game
Gon, killua, and y/n nodding: knife monopoly
Hisoka:
Hisoka: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is
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Fanfictionpan·de·mo·ni·um noun wild and noisy disorder or confusion; uproar. This is an x reader