pandemonium: HxH Incorrect Quotes

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Y/n: I want scary dog privilege
Killua: you have scary dog privilege. Hisoka follows you around everywhere.

Y/n: what if snakes get sad they don't have arms?
Killua: they don't get sad about that
Y/n: *sobbing* BUT WHAT IF THEY DO?

Killua: Could you please stop insulting y/n? Their life is pathetic enough without you.
Killua to y/n: Don't say I never defend you.
Y/n: Can I say you never defend me well?

Y/n's mom: I raised a perfectly well-functioning child.
Y/n: YOU HAD ANOTHER KID?

Y/n's mom at some point: fuck you my child is completely fine
Y/n at some point: "why did you text me in that tone?" "Pain is temporary, swag is forever" "I'm gonna wing it"

Y/n: Captain Hook was such a joke
Gon: what?
Y/n: Like “oh no a child that flies whatever shall we do!” Ever heard of a fucking gun?
Gon:

Y/n: *breaks something*
Killua: THAT VASE WAS ALMOST 1000 YEARS OLD
y/n: oh good at least it wasn't new

Illumi: repeat after me
Y/n:
Illumi:
Y/n: you aren't saying anything?
Illumi: exactly.

A/n: this is really short but I don't care lmao uh sorry for like ghosting you guys by not posting in three months you would think because it was summer I would post but depression got the best of me so if not uh drink water or something