before you say goodbye ; connie x emotionless

💋 ; chapter four

"emotionless?"

a sigh. "yeah?"

"i love you, you're my best friend."

"right?"

"my leg still hurts."

emotionless groaned as he looked down at connie, his eyebrows raising slightly. "oh really?" he questioned, somewhat believing that the shorter's statement wasn't true in the slightest.

"yeah, it hurts really badly.." c dawg sighed to themselves, looking down with a pout.

"kiss it again." daddy p voiced, lifting his head so he looked a little less like a transformer. m drilla seemed to perk up at his comment, nodding their head eagerly. "yeah, kiss it again." they hummed, eyes narrowing slightly.

"oh my god, guys! new ship: emotionless x connie." announced big d, chuckling to herself as she dug a deeper hole for poor e-cig. connie chuckled at her antics, lowering their leg from their chair. they lifted a hand to their lip, lightly hissing in pain.

"oh no, guys.." they began dramatically, shaking their head softly as they covered their mouth. "my lip suddenly started hurting.." they mumbled, snickering a little to themselves. what an amazing joke; they truly were a prankster!

"emotionless," big d smirked, "you know what you do." she encouraged, looking over at the pink dress-clad guy. he looked traumatised, horrified by the antics of his friends.

"if you don't kiss them, they'll die of a broken heart.." j money piped up sadly, his expression turning sullen as his eyes fell to the table. it truly would be a bad day if connie died of a broken heart. "you can't let your boy die." he added, looking up at emotionless with a slightly more determined expression.

"their lip can hurt -" e-girl sighed to himself and shook his head; he couldn't believe this. what were they doing? his response seemed to have been wrong, however, as m drilla gasped loudly. "they need it kissed better!!" they bellowed, pointing at the boy with a scowl.

"how about you do it?!" emotionless reasoned, his tone rather harsh and his voice raised. "you've known them longer than i have!"

a look of disgust washed over m drilla's face, and they shook their head. emotionless had just said something completely preposterous that they could never forgive him for. "they're my sibling, you sick fuck!!" they yelled, and everyone was stunned to silence.

"w-what..?" emotionless asked, gulping quietly to himself. "they are?" connie was sent into a fit of sad chuckles, tears welling in their eyes; whether they were from the pain it rejection or the laughter, nobody knew.

"are you from alabama, emotionless?!" m drilla asked forcefully. "are you into that shit?!" they reached over the table and grabbed emotionless by the left strap of his dress. in response, e-cig raised his arms in surrender, flailing them slightly. "no, i'm - bro, you should have told me sooner!"

"we don't need to go into our life story for you!!" m drilla retorted, shaking their head as they roughly shoved e-girl back into his chair.

big d covered her mouth and gasped in faux shock. "emotionless supporting incest?" connie gasped as they looked over at the girl. "not clickbait.." they added, tutting quietly afterwards.

"this just gets better and better.." big a mumbled to themselves, eating the popcorn they had managed to manifest out of nowhere.

connie sat there with puckered lips and teary eyes, chuckling quietly. "i'm waiting," they hummed.

"now kiss them better!" m drilla sat back down in their own seat, shaking their head.

"no!" emotionless shook his head, sighing heavily. m drilla wasn't having such behaviour. "how about yes?" they grinned.

with a defeated sigh, connie pressed the pads of his index fingers together. "if i had boobs, would you do it?" they asked, looking to the side bashfully.

"c'mon, just kiss!" big a mused to herself, rolling her eyes. she leaned onto her hand, "just get it over with already!"

"you won't kiss them - no balls." j money shrugged, crossing his arms over his chest. making such a statement was easy.

connie shrugged and blew the taller male a kiss, giggling softly to themselves.

"awe, catch it!" big a laughed, peering over at the two.

"catch it, no balls." big d chimed in, watching with her head resting onto her hands.

"catch it, don't be scared." m drilla hummed, a lot more gently than beforehand.

"why not just kiss them?" j money sighed heavily to himself as he looked between both e-cig and c dawg. he didn't see the entire issue with kissing the homies, honestly, and he shrugged once again.

"if you don't kiss connie, emotionless.." big d rolled her eyes with a small huff. "we'll all kiss you." she concluded with a small grin. "and we all know your 'hating people' ass would hate that.." she mused quietly.

emotionless looked between all his friends, sighing frustratedly at their over-the-top teasing. he looked over at connie once more before he slammed his hands down on the table, standing up. he briskly began walking away, heading towards the college's front doors. he was going home.