Wild Dog: Deku (On Hiatus)

Old 'Friend'

(In case anyone is wondering Izuku's face is like a Dobermans)

Confessed

I woke up tired, depressed, and couldn't be fucked with anything, when I felt something around my waist 'Wait what is this? Oh it's her.' I thought "What was an enemy is now just annoying." I complained before prying her off me "I should compare this to the complicated 'relationship' that China had with Taiwan, China thought that Taiwan was apart of China, along with the South China Sea. However I have the US and some others on my side, preventing China from coming to close to me. Ehhhh...it's too early to get political. I'll eat and work out. *Mutters* It's the only thing I'm good for." I walk out of my dorm room only to bump into Tsuyu "Oh. Sorry about that, Tsuyu. What are you doing up this early?" I ask curiously, she responds quickly "The others told me to wake you up." I respond with "Well I'm up. You might as well wake up the other one in there. Uraraka decided to sneak in my room last night. I'm not exactly happy with her." "Oh God. I apologize, must be a nightmare" Tsuyu says ending our conversation.

*Time skip*

I walk in our classroom, making a note on everyone inside "Kaminari, Kirishima, Todoroki, Mina. Great." I whisper to myself, taking my normal seat being completely silent, trying not to fall asleep. 'I give up' I think to myself, folding my right arm into a triangle and my left arm into the base of the triangle, going to sleep in the middle of it. I hear the door open, then whispering and last of all giggling 'Here it comes. Fuck me dead.' I look up from my sleeping position. Dammit, why here? "Did you enjoy last night, Izuku? You're pretty big, baby." I hear snickering in the back "I don't enjoy waking up with your arms wrapped around me, and what's big? My dick's gone, not there. So please fuck off." Tears started to well up in her eyes 'Finally, peace and quiet.' at that moment Momo slammed open the door "Izuku Midoriya! Are you The Cruel Cannibal?!"

Back on a bus

"Izuku Midoriya are you The Cruel Cannibal?!" Something in me snapped "HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?! I'M KIWI, I'M A CANNIBAL, AND I TALKED ABOUT WAR IN PUBLIC! HOW HAVE YOU NOT PIECED IT TOGETHER ALREADY?! You people seriously piss me off." Iida, who was following behind started to scold me "Don't talk to a classmate like that, it's incredibly rude. Don't you know anything about respect?!" I calmly respond with "Tenya Iida, I have served over 160 years in the military. Do not try to lecture me about respect." Present Mic kicked down the door to just screech "YOU'RE GOING ON A FIELD TRIP TO THE USJ!" Aizawa suddenly wrapped him up and pulled him out of the class "Yes it's true. I'm going to sleep, don't disturb me." We could hear Present Mic whimper a "Love you too Sho."

*Time skip*

I hate this. "Do we have to get on the bus? I have a car, I know where it is. Please." I pleaded to my teacher "No. Get on the bus." I sigh in defeat "Fine. But I'm listening to music and not being social." Aizawa looks at me with an unamused face "I don't care. Get on." I follow orders and get on the bus, looking around to see an empty seat down the back "Deku! Sit next to me." Uraraka tried to say seductively but she had a voice crack in the middle of her sentence, ruining it. I didn't even look at her and continued to make my way down the back, when everyone got on the bus I made an announcement "Everyone. I will be listening to music, do not try to socialize with me or I swear to God, I will kill everyone you love. If you have questions ask now, if not then shut up." One person. One person just had to speak up. 'Why can't I catch a break?' I think to myself "What do you want, Uraraka?" I say facepalming "What are you going to be listening to?"

Listen

"What are you going to be listening to?" Anti gravity asked "None of your business." I snapped back at her as I scan the bus for an empty seat, I see one down the back next to Jiro I think her name is. I make my way down the back 'Please don't talk to me. Pleaaaaseeeee' I make my way next to her 'Thank God.' I think to myself. After Aizawa finished the introduction to safety on the bus I put my Bluetooth headphones on and start it up. 'What are you listening to?' you may be wondering, well something I like doing nowadays is listening to documentary audiobooks about myself. I know it sounds selfish but I want to know what they have found out and what they haven't, it's really funny to see the detective get everything wrong. I start to fall asleep.

"I'm having a lucid dream? Kinda weird but okay." I say into my dark and foggy surroundings "Hey, there subject number 1. Remember me?" A mysterious voice says "Wait...No no no no no. You died, I remember, I killed you! Why?! Why NOW!? STOP IT, YOU HAUNT ME ENOUGH DAMMIT!!!" Before I woke up he whispered something to me "You'll see 283 soon." I suddenly jolt awake at the perfect time, Jiro had been listening to my audiobooks with her quirk "I will cut that FILTHY mutation off." I warn her, she looks mortified but not at my comment, however at the audiobook. She notices me and asks "Y-you did THAT!? You MONSTER!!" she screeches. I start to laugh because I know what part she's at "That and MORE Kyoka."

"HEY! SHUT UP!!" Bakugou yells "We're here." Aizawa cuts him off.

AN: Sorry you guys but updates will be slow. Don't worry the story is still continuing. School is hurty pain time.