Wild Dog: Deku (On Hiatus)

Problems with the media.

Why are you following me?

*Deku pov*

The plan of putting everyone in the class under the impression was meant to put everything the way they were meant to be but...it didn't really. First of all, it didn't work on Bakugou, it kind of mixed with him and now he's just an angry little bitch towards well, everyone. Now I'm walking to the roof for lunch and these ass fucks keep on following me 'guess I should say something, hey?' I thought to myself "Why are youse following me?" I asked them 'Oh wow, what a surprise. They're confused.' I try to act happy but I can't do it, so now I'm just the poor emotionally drained kid that they all wanna 'fix' and become friends with. "Why? Well, we're your friends, right? We want to accompany you at lunch, also why are you heading to the roof? Please don't tell me you want to kill yourself." Uraraka replied concerned "No, I'm heading to the roof for lunch, you're also forgetting that I'm immortal. So please don't follow me. I consider this time as a time to have privacy and be alone with nothing but my thoughts and memories."  I explained to the idiots hoping that they would understand. They didn't. "Are you a messy eater or something? Cause we understand in that case." Mina told me "You don't. If you don't stop following me then you will be traumatized and you know what? It won't be my fault. So for the sake of your eyes, mind, and general well being, don't join me for lunch. It's not exactly stomach pleasing." I told the fucking morons hoping God won't spite me for the atrocities I have committed.

'My prayers never work.'

That's what I thought, until Midnight walked past and greeted me, I whispered the situation to her and she assured them that they don't want to see the meal I was about to eat.

*Halfway through lunch*

I heard the door creak, I go to investigate and thank God it's just Midnight "Hey, I'm here for the deal." She said "Ah. Right, you ok with rum?" I asked "Yeah it's ok. Also, I got curious about the immortal thing. How old are you?"  She enquired "Of legal age to drink, and don't think about any sex with me, I've been castrated for a long time." I answered while puffing on a durry. The 2 minutes of silence was peaceful. 'Wait 2 minutes? FUCK YOU, AUTHOR!' Midoriya thought

Who are they?

*3rd pov*

"Hey what's that?" Midoriya asked "Huh. Looks like paparazzi or something like that I'll check it out. Stay here, kid." Midnight ordered him "Okay. Stay safe." Midoriya retorted, as the hero ran out he started to eat his lunch, they were kidneys and as he took the first bite he heard something that sends chills down his spine. He tried to put everything away in time but it was too late, the roof door got kicked open, luckily the class caught him with only the rum "Ah shit. Why are you up here?" He asked the class "Well, we came up here to make sure you were okay and not trying to commit suicide or something like that." Mina said trying to 'reassure' Midoriya "Why do you have a bottle of rum and who are they?" She continued, pointing at the press "Paparazzi just waiting to get an interview about Mr. Might himself. Tch, everyone in Japan loves him, not even that good at his job, what a twat." Midoriya responded muttering the last sentence "Have you finished lunch?" Uraraka questioned "No. Now let me eat in silence and peace." The green-haired boy shot back "Never. We want to be friends with you." The class somehow said back to him "Ugh. Fine but you're all gonna hate me, so let's get it over and done with." Midoriya replied with venom spitting out of his mouth, he pulled out his lunch without hesitation and started to eat. Needless to say, the class was shocked, but they all accepted it.....slowly.

The falling of U.A.

"Wait a minute what's happening to the front gate?" Kaminari questioned, "It's being disintegrated, Pikachu." Midoriya told the electric mouse, the students watched as the teachers were being overrun by the reporters "*Sighs* Might as well help" Midoriya said, shrugging "They're gonna learn why I was called the 'Tiger of the North' (He made up a name so the class wouldn't know about Vietnam and the atrocities he committed)" suddenly all the reporters started to cry, scream, vomit and run away. The bell went. Lunch was over. "All Might's lesson is next!" Sonic scolded the rest of the class "Goddammit" Midoriya thought out loud "What? Do you not like All Might? Hey. You're immortal, right?" Murmurs were heard on the roof of U.A before a small figure was seen being pushed off by a dark figure. The body splattered when it hit the seemingly soft grass, it was not soft grass at all.

*Midoriya's pov*

God fucking dammit. Again? Really? Welp peace fucke-*CRACK* The peaceful, silent, darkness returns, I wonder how long I'm gonna be in here for. "Might as well do some 4th wall breaking shit" I pull out a phone with a Bluetooth speaker and start a playlist of music, nowadays I don't like silence, I prefer music in my ear. Some would consider it as old music but I don't, Rockstar by Post Malone starts to play as I start to nod to the beat. "Damn this is peaceful. I need more of these moments, maybe when I walk home. Got it!" I get earphones and connected them, when I put them in my ear a different song starts to play 'Fuck the police coming straight from the underground' "YOOOO FUCKEN YES!" I scream "Oh shit I'm back and the song still going lads." I say to no one in particular but it changed to 'Mask Off' "Bastards didn't even bother to chuck my bag down here." I ran back up to the roof and sprinted to class "Hey." was all I could say before..."YOUNG MIDORIYA WHY ARE YOU LATE AND COVERED IN BLOOD?!" All Might yelled "One answer for both of those questions. Some funny cunt thought that it would be hilarious to push me off the roof at lunch" I told him "NO EXCU-" "Both of you shut up. We are building dorms to make it safer for you and your families. If a villain stalked you they could easily find out where you live, everything about your families, and others who don't come here. We will talk to your parents or guardians to confirm that you are joining the dorms. Any objections? No? Good." 'Dorms?' everyone thought.

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