Bunny Love (Usagiyama Rumi/Mirko x Fem Reader)

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A/N: HOOO HOOO HOOO WAIT A MINUTE OVER 1K READS GUYS? 😭😭 YOU ACTUALLY ENJOY READING MY CRAPPY WRITING? THANK YOU SO MUCH I SWEAR IM GOING TO START CRYING WHAT... I CHECKED THE STATS AND JUST STARED AT THE SCREEN 

so on that note in honor of 1k reads i will be prioritizing this chapter and attempting to get it out by either tonight or tomorrow 

so for this scenario its going to be a lemon (feeding you for 1k reads) and i recently just thought about this one maybe like two days ago because i feel like it fits the characters? idk but im just going to go ahead and type

ALSO...so you know how i always have like cute little bunny gifs at the start of the chapter? yea so if i upload a chapter without it don't say anything because ive done it like three times and then realized and slapped myself for being dumb

and omg sometimes people read through this story like chapter by chapter and vote for each part and it notifies my phone and when i wake up my phone just says wattpad 10 notifications from like 5 am and omg it makes me happy waking up to that but my notifs are silent for wattpad so it doesn't wake me up or anything but even if it did im a heavy sleeper-

can rumi wear earphones,,,this is a genuine question

BUT WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LETS GET TO WRITING ok yeah maybe not i just realized idk how to start it...ok ill come back in a while once an idea pops into my head 

UPDATE: OMG WE HIT 1.2K READS YOU GUYS 😭😭😭 OK IM GOING TO HURRY UP AND WRITE ILL HAVE IT FINISHED IN TWENTY MINUTES...WHEW THAT WAS A LIE THIS CHAPTER IS SO LONG AND FOR WHAT BUT ENJOY

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Keigo POV

She better pick up the phone, I'm so bored. My songbird is at work and I feel like getting on Rumi's nerves. I think her shift ends in an hour.

(Keigo's dialogue is normal, Rumi's is italicized.)

"What the hell do you want?"

"RUMI, THANK GOD."

"What? I'm busy right now."

"You're looking through your fridge."

"Okay, whatever. What do you want?"

"I'm boooored."

"That sounds like a personal problem."

"Don't be like that. I'll tell Y/N you were being mean to me."

"DON'T YOU DARE. I don't want to get scolded again."

"She doesn't scold..."

"Exactly, which makes it that much worse. She's so calm when she talks about it, it's scary. She'll be like 'Rumi, be nice, okay?' and kiss my cheek."

"Scared of your girlfriend and you're a pro hero? Isn't that ironic."

"At least I have a girlfriend."

"NO, YOU DIDN'T GO THERE."

Rumi burst out laughing on the phone.

"I did."

"WELL, JUST REMEMBER IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE Y/N."

"Yeah, yeah."

"Are you...eating carrots again?"

"Yep, what about it?"

She positioned the camera to her face and took a bite out of it.

"Aren't too many carrots bad for you?"