**A/N: This whole chapter can be considered a lemon warning. Read at your own risk**
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(Y/n)'s Pov
"Doffy when are we going to reach the island? I'm bored out of my mind and your crew is scary" As Doflamingo stopped writing on the piece of paper in front of him, his eyes shifted to me. "What would you like me to do about it? I can fuck you right here on my desk if you'd like" My eyes widened before I quickly stopped staring at the man. "N-No, that's a terrible idea Doffy! What in God's name made you say such a thing!?"
"It's just a thought (Y/n)~ Don't look so offended. How about you listen to one of my records, there's a few in that box over there" I should have expected Doflamingo to say something like that but nothing prepared me for the way my heart started pounding when he did. "I don't want to listen to your old-man music! You're not doing anything important so come and entertain me Doffy"
"Hm, it's not 'old man' music (Y/n) and I already told you to come over here so I can fuck you. I promise it'll be a great experience for both of us I've never had a virgin before~ Fufufu" I was only going to live once so why not enjoy it. Doflamingo had already told me he wished to marry me but was that really true? "Doffy... when are we going to get married? I don't want to be used for sex and then discarded afterward"
His eyes widened slightly as he made his way over to me. "We'll get marry whenever you want. I'm sure we can find a priest on Jaya or if you want, we can wait until we return to Dressrosa. So, did you want to fool around with me and see how things go?" Shooting the man, a small smile I slowly started to nod my head. If I didn't want to continue, I knew Doflamingo would understand but for now, I'd go with it. "Can we take this to your bedroom? I don't want to be fucked against a desk if it gets that far and you need to have protection"
"Ahhh, I'm not sure if we have any condoms on the ship but I'll check. Just wait in my bedroom for me" Doflamingo was an amazing guy and I was glad I had him but I wasn't ready to have a child with the man. "I'll be waiting Doffy~"
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Doflamingo's Pov
Ten Minutes Later...
"Fuck, where are they!?" I had turned the infirmary inside out but I couldn't find a single damn condom. "Ahhh, Young Master what are you doing?" Great, the fucking doctor had decided to walk in at the worst time possible. "Do we have any condoms I need one badly!?" I hadn't had sex in weeks and it was slowly getting to me. Sure, I satisfied myself in other ways but I wanted (Y/n) and I doubted that she'd let me have sex with her if I didn't have one. "Sorry Young Master but we don't have any"
Without another word and started dragging my feet back to my bedroom where the girl was waiting for me. "What's wrong Doffy you look so sad?" When my eyes locked on (Y/n)'s body I could see she was eating some strawberries while only wearing one of my shirts. "I-I couldn't find any condoms (Y/n) b-but do I really need to wear one?"
"Hm, do you promise to pull out?" Quickly nodding my head, I heard the girl start to giggle as she put her fruit on the side table. "Let's see where things go but please be gentle with me Doffy. I'd prefer to walk away from this with minimal injuries" I had to raise my eyebrows at her statement and tried to see why she had said such a silly thing. "Fufufu. What do you mean by that (Y/n)?"
"Your twice my size Doflamingo and if reading fanfiction has taught me anything it's that you are a dangerous person to fool about with. So, please don't break both of my legs during this or impale me" That had left me more confused since why was this girl reading such dirty things about me? "What is fanfiction (Y/n) and why are you reading it?" When her face started turning pink, I knew she hadn't meant to tell me her dirty little secret. "Ah, hmm, I don't feel comfortable answering that question"
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