Doflamingo x Reader {I Didn't Think It Would Work}

New Houseguest

When (Y/n) said his name, the man turned his head but the girl could tell his movements were strained he was very weak at the moment. The sea salt water he was sitting in probably wasn't helping either. "Who the hell are you!?" Doflamingo shouted at the young girl as he was very confused about how he had ended there and thought she could have been the cause of it.

"(Y/n)" She wasn't sure how this happened but (Y/n) could tell when someone was upset and Doflamingo looked furious right now. "Do you need help getting out of the tub?" As (Y/n) walked up to the man he started to growl at her so (Y/n) retreated to just outside of the bathroom door. "Wait girl come back!"

"My name is (Y/n) not girl!" When (Y/n) popped her head back in the room she could see Doflamingo trying to get up himself but he wasn't successful. "Fine... (Y/n) will you help me?" Doflamingo knew that the only way he was going to get out of his current situation was to ask the girl for help but when she didn't move from her hiding place, he spoke up again. "Did you hear me!? Come help me!"

"You're not going to kill me after I help you, right?"

"Wha- no of course not don't be foolish gir- (Y/n)" She started to walk over to the tub trusting Doflamingo wouldn't hurt her, as she pulled him out of the water, he landed with a thump on the ground beside her. "Your clothes are soaked. I can wash them if you like?"

"What am I supposed to wear in the meantime?" (Y/n) wanted to say he didn't need to wear anything but that wouldn't be a good plan she'd probably suffer a massive nose bleed and pass out. "A towel? I don't have anything that would fit you"

"How tall are your ceilings?" (Y/n) seen that Doflamingo's head was tilted upwards so he must have been trying to figure out if it was safe to stand up or not. "eight feet so watch your head" His gaze returned to the girl that stood beside him as he started to take his clothing off. "Hey! Wait until I leave before you start stripping!"

"Fufufuffu. Go on then leave~" (Y/n) was still blushing when she turned around then started walking into the hallway where she would wait until the man was done but she stopped to say one last thing before completely exiting the room. "The towels are over there, find one that covers you" The bathroom door was slammed shut as (Y/n) tried to make sense as to why or how Doflamingo got here.

Sure, it's what the package she bought said but that was supposed to be a cute little toy. 'Gasp' "Imagine if some little kid got to him first!" Since (Y/n) was in deep thought she didn't hear Doflamingo exit from the bathroom behind her. "(Y/n) why are you talking to yourself?"

"I'm not! Oh, your done? Here I'll go throw your clothes in the washer" (Y/n) tried to take Doflamingo's wet clothing from him but he pulled them away from her, that's when she noticed he was on his knees so he wouldn't smack his head on the low ceilings. "These are expensive don't ruin them! I hung my coat on your shower rod"

"You might want to get your money back" She said it under her breath by Doflamingo managed to hear it. "Why would you say that (Y/n)?"

The girl bit her lip but she eventually replied. "How should I break it to you Doflamingo, do you want the truth or should I lie?" His smile twitched as (Y/n) seen his finger's move, she ran down the hallway to get away from him. "No devil fruit powers in my house!" As (Y/n) watched Doflamingo she could see him staring at his hands, he kept moving them but nothing happened. "Consider yourself lucky (Y/n) that my powers aren't working at the moment"

"Consider yourself unlucky Doflamingo, you can do your own laundry" It didn't matter to (Y/n) that Doflamingo was her crush, she wasn't going to put up with his bullshit. This was her house after all and there was going to be some respect while he was staying here. "I can't do my own laundry that's servant work!"

"Are you implying that I'm your servant Doflamingo?" (Y/n) stared at Doflamingo was her arms crossed as she waited for him to give her an answer. "Yes" Doflamingo shouldn't have said that because once he did (Y/n) walked up to him, took ahold of his ear then started pulling him down the hallway. "What the hell (Y/n) let me go!"

"No"

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Sometime Later...

"Come on (Y/n)! You can't just lock me outside in the cold!" Doflamingo has been outside for about an hour at this point but (Y/n) was still upset with him. Though his clothes were now in the dryer so when she let him back inside, he could have some clean clothing. "I've seen what you wear on winter islands you're fine!"

Hearing the dryer buzz she went to retrieve the man's clothing but told herself that she'd let him back inside once she had gotten his clothing out of the dryer. As (Y/n) opened the dryer, she was greeted by a wave of heat but quickly ignored it as she checked if his clothes were completely dried or not.

Since they were, she neatly folded them then walked back through the living room to place them down on the coffee table. Then (Y/n) went to the back door where she told Doflamingo to sit until she came back for him.

"Okay you can come back inside but you better behave, understood?" (Y/n) felt a little sorry for locking the man outside now that she could see his hair was slightly frozen. "U-Understood (Y/n)" Hearing his teeth were chattering together made her want to wrap the man in a warm hug so she did just that.

"Your clothes are done you can put them back on while I get you a nice warm blanket and a hot bowl of soup as well. I'm sorry I locked you out in the cold" (Y/n) had left his clothing in the living room so she told him where they were as she turned and began looking for a can of soup she could heat up. When the soup was heated up it was placed in a large bowl with a spoon before she slowly made her way into the living room.

Doflamingo was sitting on the couch with his knees pulled up to his chest when he noticed (Y/n) had returned. "I only had mushroom soup I hope that's okay" (Y/n) seen Doflamingo move his head as he looked at the bowl like a curious little kid. "It's fine"

His hands reached out as he took the bowl from the girl, once he let a small smile grace his features (Y/n) left the room as she went to get a blanket as well as a hairdryer. "Where is it?" (Y/n) was looking for her super soft blanket but she didn't know where she had put it. "Oh! I remember!"

With the blanket and hairdryer in hand, she made her way back to Doflamingo who was happily eating his soup but since (Y/n) was carrying a king-sized blanket it was dragged in front of her and she tripped over it. Thankfully Doflamingo stuck out his leg so (Y/n) only fall onto her knees instead of falling flat onto her face. "Careful (Y/n)"

"I brought you my favorite blanket and I'll dry your hair as well!" (Y/n) covered up the man the best she could then plugged in her hairdryer so she could start to defrost the man's hair. "First you lock me out in the cold now your acting like my personal nurse. You're an odd one (Y/n)"

"I know but being normal is boring" That caused Doflamingo to laugh as he handed (Y/n) his empty bowl of soup. "Would you like more?"

"No, but I do want some dessert... you look sweet enough. Fufufufu" While Doflamingo thought it was hilarious, (Y/n) on the other hand dropped the bowl in her hand causing it to smash on the ground. "Ah, I'm going to get glass in my foot!" The girl wasn't sure if she should try to move or not but Doflamingo came to her recuse as he placed her safety in his lap.

"Where do you keep your broom (Y/n)?" (Y/n) was confused as to why he asked that but then he moved his fingers and a string clone appeared. "Kitchen closet... you're not still mad about being locked outside are you Doflamingo?"

"Maybe a little bit, though if I get my dessert, I'll be happy~" Doflamingo's string clone came back in the room and started to sweep up the glass. Though (Y/n) didn't care at the moment as she stared daggered at Doflamingo's shades. "You're not going to force me to kiss you! Who do you think you are!?"

"I thought you knew who I was? And (Y/n) when I said dessert, I was thinking maybe some pie or cake, I can't believe you thought I wanted a kiss!" To anyone who didn't know Doflamingo would have thought this man was actually hurt but Doflamingo was a hell of a liar, he didn't become the Joker by telling the truth.

'Ding'

"What was that (Y/n)?"

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To Be Continued...