"I think the fuck not trick ass bitch"

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A/N:this is season 11 episode 11

here's a quick lil recap of what happened over the years:spencer and Alex became best friends and if spencer is rambling and people seem uninterested Alex encourages him to go on and shows that she is interested in what he's talking about. Alex puts up a front but is actually really nice. She had/has a drug problem she used to inject oxycodone but once she found out Spencer had a drug problem she offered to stop if he stopped with her.They basically live at each others places and they are as close as two peas in a pod. Alex also likes to play the electric guitar. She used to be in a band in high school. Alex owns a camaro and a bike but mostly uses her bike unless she's driving with someone.Btw her and Rossi are related they found out because when Alex told her mom about people on the team she told her rossi was her dad and that he didn't die when she was 2

Alex Rossi pov

We found a way to take down the dirty dozen but i have a band feeling about this. So here i am sitting at one of the tables in a long ass dress alone acting as if i've been stood up like who the hell would stand this up anyways besides the point. I can see spencer sit down 2 tables away from me and then i see a woman walk up to him 3 minutes after. So i listen in through my transparent earpiece. Everything was going fine until she asked for his ring and realised it was a step and cocked a gun underneath the table

"Cazzo(fuck)"

"Alex launage"

"sorry hotch but what do we do"

"just stay in place no one move"

I call over the waiter to not ask suspicious because she starts to scan the room and once the waiter leaves i pull out my phone to act as if i'm on a call with the person who stood me up. She then goes over to spence and feels him until she finds his gun and she has the upper hand and thats when a waiter comes over to them but she quickly dismisses them. She then quickly snuffs out jj and makes her leave or else shes gonna shoot reid. They then decide it would be safe for rossi to go in later.She then asks reid for his phone and says that she's setting a thirty minute timer and that he has to answer all her question truthfully so she could be escorted in handcuffs or if not he would let her go. He then continues to tell her how we found her. She then tries to know why reid took some time off and me knowing damn well why he doesn't want to tell her right now i mean i wouldn't and then she starts to threaten spence and hotch decides to send in rossi and then she noticed the gun and made rossi leave.

"nice going dumbass why didn't you fully hide the gun under your coat."

"hey i'm your dad"

"oh that's not fair don't play the dad card"

"guys be quiet we need to hear whats going on not you too bickering"

She muffled the mic and said something which made reid reveal why he took some time off. She then unmuffled the mic and she thought she snuffed out all of reid's back up

"dumb bitch"

Spencer then continued to explain how we found her. After a while she then starts to ask why she made reid sit here for 30 minutes and revealed that her partner planted a bomb in the building.

"hotch what do i do"

"just look for someone who might be her accomplice"

"wait a minute wouldn't her accomplice be a woman because she was talking about how we just assumed something because of gender stereotypes and we thought the bomber was a guy."

"yea your right look for a woman that has a good view of spencer but also keeps looking at her phone."

{derek} me and tara have eyes on her

"ok wait and catch her off guard while we escort everyone out but tell them to go to Alex last"

she tries to leave but spence stalls her by finishing the story and lying about how we found her dad.

"derek get her now"

"got it"

Derek then gets up and pretends to not like the restaurant and while hes about to walk out he disarms the bomber and arrests her

{derek}we're clear hotch"

[cat]reid's not

i quickly turn my head to see that shes holding a gun to spencer's head . So i do what any sane person does i reached for my gun that's strapped to my leg underneath the dress and i go behind her and point my gun at her head and with her being 5'7 in heels and me 5'8 in heels you could see who has the upper hand

"I think the fuck not trick ass bitch" "you know i would have actually liked you if you weren't holding a gun to my partner's head right now"

"aw thanks i'm flattered"

"by the way love the dress where did you get it"

"oh i got it from this little shop right on the corner of the street. You know they actually hand make everything"

"wait really"

{derek}ALEXIA

"oh yea sorry"

{derek}reid we gotta tell her

"morgan shut up"

"no reid we gotta tell her"

"tell me what"

"We brought your father here."

"Here?He's here?"

"He's right outside.Reid thought he needed.Every bargaining chip he could get."

"see i don't want to shoot you but if you try to kill spence i'm gonna have to or you could let us escort you out with handcuffs and you could see your sad excuse of a father"

"deal only if spencer and Alex escort me out"

"alright lets go""to be honest we could have been friends minus the whole murder part."

"to be honest i think you would have been a great assassin like i didn't even know you were there."

"wait really i kinda thought the dress would have given me away"

"no it actually looks really good on you"

"aww thanks i appreciate it"

{spencer}Alex

"what everything i said was true." i said as we escorted her out of the double doors and then we go over to the police van and open it and the look of betrayal on her face is just so upsetting

once she was placed inside i left her alone with spencer for them to talk and i went over to rossi

"hey dad"

"don't hey dad me what the hell was that"

"what was what"

"first of all pulling your gun like that are you stupid you could have gotten hurt and why the hell did you guys talk about dresses."

"hey dont judge me the crazy came out and i really liked her dress dont blame blame the dress"

"i- i cant with you"

"anyways do you still have some scotch on the plane i need to prepare myself for hotch's lecture"

"yea i have a secret stash"

"thanks dad"
"why do i lowkey feel like she's gonna come back to bite us in the"
"she's harmless don't think too much about it"
"yea you're right"

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