Pervert! (Pervy Deku)

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Deku's POV
I wake up in a strange room. I notice I'm tied to a chair and Kitten(Katsuki) is tied to a bed. Well imma just- I break through the chains and walk over to Kitten. I decide its too early for this shit and lay on Katsuki. I nestle my head in his big zonkers, I mean real big knockers, a wonderful set of honkers, and fall asleep.

Twice's POV
I peek into the room the captives are in and see that Deku has escaped! That cutie better not have left! I hope he left. I see him on Boom boom man's titties. That sneaky bastard! He's even hard in his sleep! Its not that impressive. IT IS!

I rush to get Handyman to tell him. I rush to him nearly tripping on a book. Wierd that wasn't there before. I quickly get to Shigaraki. I burst through the door saying "Handyman what's going on with the new people you wanna recruit?"

"What do you mean? Are those brats doing something Wierd?"

"YES! NO! YES! JUST LOOK!" I rush Handyman to their cell. Shigaraki looks in the cell.

"OMG THEIR FUCKIN IN THE CELL!" Shigaraki yells horrified. This causes the two to wake up.

"OI WHO TF INTERRUPTED MY BEAUTY SLEEP!?"Deku screeches angrily. I thought Pompom was the anger issues one.

Deku's POV

That bastard! If it wasn't for Pommie being here I would kill this bitch. "Alright what do you want? You already interrupted my wonderful sleep."

"We want you to join the league." Says the crusty man.

"Oh he'll no. You over here looking like a crusty dog. Like seriously do you even know what chapstick is? Or moisturizer? Like dude you seriously need it. You are beyond dusty, musty, crusty, and look like a toe that was dehydrated for 11037 years, set in the desert, freeze dried, and then squished the fuck out of."

"YOU-"

"and then shat on, eaten, shat out, and stomped on again."

"OK GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO KILL YOU NOW!"

"Because you were trying to recruit us a second ago?"

"...fair"

"Ok I'll join, I'm bored."

"If Deku is joining so am I!" Bakugou said in a determined way.

"...ok? Twice show them to their room I guess. I'm going back to do boss stuff."

"He's going to jerk off, he's frustrated. No he isn't! Yes he is!" Twice whispered to the two. "Alright this way to tour room!" Twice said suddenly, skipping to their room. "Alright let me know if you need anything else! Don't bother me! Just ask!" Twice said as he leaves suddenly.

Deku then turns to Bakugou. "Hey are you alright? You've been in clothes for the entire day now? Do you wanna change into a hoodie?" Bakugou nods not wanting to say anything. "Want me to change you?" Bakugou nods again. I nearly forgot Bakugou hates clothes with a burning passion. Besides hoodies they bring him comfort. Deku makes sure the door is closed and locked before taking off Bakugou's shirt and pants. He then takes off Bakugou's underwear smirking. "The undies I gave you? Hot." Bakugou blushes quietly and mumbles

"Just change me already."

Deku then puts him in an oversized hoodie that would cover the fact he didn't wear pants, or undies for that matter. Deku then quickly changes into something comfy and places Bakugou on his lap. "So do you wanna have sex or read some Yaoi?"

"I would rather read some Yaoi, I'm a bit tired" Bakugou mumbles.

"Ok." Deku teleports some Yaoi manga into his hand, and moves bakugou and himself into a more comfy position. I begin to read the first page with Bakugou and time flies by into a blur. Soon I realize its midnight! "Luv we gotta go to bed now!" I say turning to where in laying down with Bakugou's head on my chest. Before falling asleep fully though I think of how I have to only be here on the weekends due to school. Well I might fuck Kacchan when we get back to school, I don't have any toys here. Deku then falls asleep cuddling Bakugou.
Btw should I do an Insta or Snapchat reveal?