"The name of my spider is Melvin, Destroyer of Worlds!" Beezlebub exclaimed to the young angels and demons before him. Said spider skittered down his arm and took a bow, though it may have just been a twitch.
"Dad, I thought its name was Destructo?" Maje, his older daughter asked.
"No, that's the name of my-"
Ariel punched him.
"Not in front of the angels."
"Sorry."
Melvin tittered.
Hint: If you know what I mean... *nudge nudge*