There was a world, a planet. People on this planet roamed without purpose, without anything to guide them.

Then our lord and savior CuntMan came. He wrote "A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY". That book gave us purpose, that book gave us light.

We must follow him, pray to him, so that we may one day go to Legoland. Once you have reached Legoland, you will find eternal happiness and bliss.

May CuntMan show you the way. Lego.


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