8. Rules Of CuntManism

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This chapter will tell you which rules you must follow to be a true follower of CuntMan. These rules will teach you the way to salvation, the way to Legoland.

1. Nobody may own another human being. A human may never be another human's property. Even though many seem to belive otherwise, a child is NOT its mothers property.

2. You shall not take another human's life unless necessary. You are not allowed to kill a human unless under extreme circumstances. (threat of more people being harmed etc..)

3. You are to accept all humans. No matter their gender, race, sexual orientation, etc.. You are all human, accept everyone as such. (Use of this rule to justify evil actions will result in eternal damnation.)

4. You shall not lie, unless it is to help others. You are to tell the truth unless the truth will harm the person you are saying it to.

5. Hurting someone mentally is as bad as hurting them physically. Causing someone trauma, or any other mental harm is a sin.

6. If someone is struggling you are obligated to help. If someone is having a hard time, you must help them. (To a reasonable extent of course.)

7. You shall not steal. Taking another person's property without permission is a sin.

8. You are to treat all living things with respect. All animals, from a fly to a cow to an elephant must be treated humanely. If they are killed they must be killed in a painless way. All living things must have access to food, water, stimulation, social interaction, care, and any other necessities.

9. Love shall never be forced upon anyone. Any form of showing affection whether it be hugging, kissing, intercourse, etc. requires consent from both parties. If you love someone who doesn't love you back you must accept it.

10. You must believe in CuntMan.

11. You must believe in the holy books.

12. You must believe in the first prophet and the three holy priests.

13. You must belive in the existence of Legoland

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