The holy book of CuntManism

9. The Beginning After The End

(Warning: death.)

1WildWorld woke up. They were hugging a small stuffed animal, a dog to be exact. The stuffed dog was named Sarah and was the only thing that made staying here bearable.

They looked around and noticed they were in their bed, they were wearing a white gown, and they could smell strange scent of hospital that so many people really hate. They didn't really mind it though.

'Ah, the hospital. I'll never leave this place alive will I?' They thought, as they had been here the last few months. "How are you feeling today?" Asked a nurse who had entered the room. "Bad. Everything hurts." They answered.

The nurse sighed and said, "I was just supposed to remind you that you have chemotherapy in ten minutes.". "Why even bother at this point? I just want to leave this place already." 1WildWorld answered annoyed. "As I've said before, your family is paying for your chemotherapy and we have to continue it as long as they want us to." The nurse said.

"We have to go now 1WildWorld" the nurse said. 1WildWorld got up and got in a wheelchair and was pushed by the nurse into a different room. "How are you 1WildWorld?" Asked the doctor there. "Horrible." They answered. "Like always huh?" Said the doctor. "Just do the thing so I can leave." They said.

~Timeskip brought to you by me not knowing how chemotherapy or hospitals work~

1WildWorld were back in their bed. They were holding Sarah tightly. Their family was coming to visit. Well, their family was actually called by the doctor for some reason. 1WildWorld wasn't told why but they had a pretty good guess.

Their family has arrived at the hospital. They looked confused as to why they were called in. "Take a seat. " said the doctor. He had a little note thing and a stethoscope which he doesnt actually need but insists makes him look 'more doctorey'. He was new but a pretty nice guy.

The doctor looked nervous. "So, we wanted to discuss something with you." He said. "I'm gonna die aren't I?" 1WildWorld said simply. "Well, the thing is that unfortunately yes, there is nothing we can do. We know 1WildWorld is going to die, but we also know that it will be slow." The doctor answered. "Did you really have to tell her that?!" Her mother said, mad that the doctor would straight up tell her child they would slowly die.

"Could you stop interrupting and listen? The reason we called you here is because it is clear that 1WildWorld doesn't want to be here. They have told us multiple times that they just want to leave. Which is why we wanted to discuss euthanasia." The doctor told them.

"Euthanasia?" Their brother asked confused. "It's something you do so that patients who are in pain and can't be saved die quickly and painlessly." The doctor answered. "You want to kill them?!" Their mother asked outraged thet he would even suggest something like that. "Yes! Please do that! I just want to leave already. " 1WildWorld said surprising everyone except the doctor.

"Is that really what you want? To die?" Their mother asked. "Yes. 100% yes." 1WildWorld answered. "If that's what they want then I guess I'll allow it." Her mother said to the doctor. "Very well, we can do it in a few hours actually." The doctor said.

~time skip brought to you by the author wanting to kill someone already~

Their brother was crying as she watched her child lying in the hospital bed. Their mother watched with sorrow but also understanding as the doctors brought it a syringe.

"Is there anything you want to tell each other?" The doctor asked looking at the family. "Before I go, I want to tell you that I love you." 1WildWorld said to their family. "I love you too." Said their brother through his tears. "I love you and I hope CuntMan accepts you into Legoland. Lego." Their mother said.

1WildWorld had never believed in CuntManism but they didn't want to say it right now because they wanted their mother to think they will go to a better place. They had no idea what would happen when they died but thought the idea of Legoland was ridiculous.

"Is that all?" Asked the doctor. "Yes." Said their mother. 1WildWorld held Sarah tightly, a bit nervous about ya know, the whole 'they're going to die' thing. The doctor then stuck the syring into 1WildWorld's arm. They slowly closed their eyes as if falling asleep. But they knew, this time they wouldn't wake up.

Darkness surrounded them. They were surprisingly calm. The only thing they had was Sarah which they were still holding tightly. Then they saw a tiny speck of light. The speck of light was far away yet seemed to be getting closer. As the light got closer they saw that there were in fact multiple specks of light, flying around one larger one.

When it was close enough they saw that the large light was a human-like shape. Then they noticed, the tiny lights were lego. "Welcome to The Void." Said the large light. "What are you?" 1WildWorld asked. "I am a lego man. I am here to decide your fate." The lego man said. "Decide my fate?" 1WildWorld asked. "I will decide whether you go to Legoland or not."

"Legoland is real?" They asked. They were scared that they would be rejected because they denied its existence. "Don't be scared. You have been a good person. Whether you believe or not is not important when deciding your fate." 1WildWorld relaxed slightly knowing they would not be judged because of their lack of faith.

"You saved an old man from getting hit by a car, pulled a cats tail when you were 3 years old, helped a lost child in a supermarket, donated to charities, stepped on a few insects, adopted a dog, gave money to shelters, you seem like a overall decent person," it said to 1WildWorld. "You were then euthanized after years of struggling with cancer, correct?" It asked. "Yup, that's what happened." 1WildWorld said to the lego man.

"Go to the right until you find a giant wall of lego. Knock on the gate and when it opens please ignore the 'broken elevator please use the stairs' sign that Jared put up to fool with people." It said. "Ok, sure." 1WildWorld said.

And thats what they did. They turned right and kept walking until they found the lego wall. They knocked on the giant gate which was also made of lego. Golden lego statues of CuntMan were on both sides of the gate. There was a lego elevator which had a 'broken elevator please use stairs' sign next to it. There were stairs next to the elevator.

1WildWorld ignored the sign went into the elevator. There were a few different buttons but next the button at the top there was a sticky note saying 'if it's your first time here push this button'. They pushed the button and the elevator started going up.

Soon the door opened to reveal a beautiful landscape. Lego everywhere, people reading fanfiction, people playing games, a beautiful blue sky with a few snow white clouds. Children were running around laughing. Everyone seemed happy.

"Welcome to Legoland!" A loud, majestic voice said. 1WildWorld looked towards where the voice came from and what they saw shocked them. A tall man, eyes shining like gems, hair that looked soft as silk, and lego flying around him.

It was our lord, the one and only CuntMan.