The holy book of CuntManism

5. The Priest Of Lego

After the five day journey DogMark found what they were looking for. A park in the neighboring country. In the middle of the park there was a giant tree. It had a swing just like the tree from the dream.

And just like in the dream, there was a girl on the swing. She was young, and had blonde hair. They approached the girl.

"Do you believe in our lord and savior CuntMan?" They asked. "Yes I do," answered the girl on the swing. "Come with me and I will teach you about CuntManism so that you one day can teach others," DogMark said.

She accepted the offer and became DogMark's student. They taught her about CuntMan, CuntManism, fanfiction, and lego. She listened to every word he said.

Soon, she was ready. Ready for the trial.

DogMark made a path, the path had lego all over it. Five meters of lego. She stepped onto the path, almost screaming out in agony. Yet she continued. She walked the path, each step causing immense pain. Then, when her feet were bleeding and she was about to give up, a miracle happened. The lego moved. The lego moved away from her feet without her touching it.

She reached the end of the path. A ring of lego was placed on her head. "CuntMan has chosen you. You shall be the priest of lego, you shall teach everyone about its wonders."

Soon, when people heard about the lego moving away from her they flooded to watch the miracle with their own eyes. More and more people started believing in CuntMan after seeing the power he had given to the girl.

Soon, everyone knew her name, WeryOrignelUsrneim.

Soon, people started believing in the power of lego.