Richie:EDS
Eddie:THAT'S NOT MY NAME BUT YES?
Richie:BE MY VALENTINE
Eddie:YES OKAY
////losers/////
Richie:ha you bitches have no date on valentines day
Stan:i do
Bill:^^^
Mike:.......
Bev:I GOT A GIRL FRIEND
Richie:REALLY?
Bev:yeah its your cool ass cousins ex
Richie:which cousin and who
Bev:Boris and her name is Kaylee but Boris calls her Koktu
Richie:You should Date Eleven oh wait
Bev:what
Richie:she's dating Max also wtf is Stanlonbrough having problems?
*Mike left the chat*
Bill:i don't know i tried talking to him and he blocked me
Stan:i saw him hanging out with the new girl Alisa i think it was
Richie: *sits back in unproblematic*
Stan:I don't think he's reddie(😵) for a poly he told me earlier
Bill:okay he just needs to talk to one of us
Stan:let him be Bill give him time okay?
Bill:okay
Richie:anygays Edsss
Eddie:what tf do you want
Richie:can i come over
Eddie:my mom will kill you
Richie:no she wouldn't she loves me
Eddie:yeah your not coming over
Richie:please
Eddie:fine climb through my window
Richie:ill be over soon
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(Everyone is fine and Mike is back)
4:20 am 🏃✨
-bad bittys with no tittys-
Richie:like the name?
Bev:that is a insult
Mike:ima change everyone's name
Bill:okay but i walk into my mom's room looking for advil and see her on her bed crying over the notebook
Eddie:i made something cute for chee
Richie:show me show me
Eddie:
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Richie:i hate everything
Stan:did Mike ever change our names
Bill:nope
/sorry for the short chapter/
