Bruhh

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*I'm adding Ben back cuz yeah so don't say shit about it*

bill: my brother sleeps with his day clothes on

Eddie: what the fuck is wrong with him

Richie: penny whore really loosened something up in there

Beverly: I just thought men did that

Mike: uhmm no we don't

Ben: I'm going emo

Richie: Beverly Marsh what have done?

Beverly: Nothing?!!?!!

Ben:


Richie: man's is using apple music. let that sink in

Stan: What are you guy's doing?

Richie: thinking about the time, Bills mom chaperoned our field trip in the 4th grade and got us lost at the zoo

Bill: SHUT UP I REMEMBER THAT

Eddie: that bus reeked

Stan: go to sleep all of you

Richie: but mommyyyyyy I have insomnia ☹️

Stan: Take a melatonin gummy and go

Richie: I think my cousin is queer baiting

Eddie: which one?

Richie: Mike

Bill: isn't he dating a guy?

Richie: yes

Beverly: Cocaine on the table liquor pouring don't give a damn dude your girlfriend is a groupie she just trying get in saying I'm with the band now she acting outta pocket trying grab up on my pants hundred bitches in my trailer say they ain't got a man and they all brought a friend

Richie:post Malone

Mike: are we gonna gloss over the fact Richie called Stanley mommy and he didn't say anything

Richie: I've called you daddy before you didn't say anything

Bill: I called Ben mom the other day

Ben: he did

Richie: Bev
Bev
Bev
Bev
Bev
Bev
Bev
Bev
Bev
Bev
Bev
@bevluvscats
Bev
Bev
pls answer

Bev: what?

Richie: if a guy called you mommy would you enjoy it

Bev: what the fuck

Richie: answer the question
I know a secret

Bev: idk and what

Richie: Eddie has a mommy kink

Eddie: NO I DON'T

Richie: he called me mommy once

Eddie: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY MOM

Richie :who added a Chihuahua in the chat?

Mike:you

Bev: you

Bill: you

Stan: you

Ben: you

Eddie: I AM NOT A CHIHUAHUA

Richie: you're small and you'd probably bite someone's ankles

Mike: you'd probably bite someone's ankles Richie

Stan: Wait

Richie: yes Stanny?

Stan: Do not call me that and did Bev say she didn't know if a guy called her mommy?

Bill: Stan in his Eddie era

Bev: if something never happened how do you know if you like it or not?

Stan: I guess that's true

Richie: gay butt sex

Ben: oh okay, what ever suits you, Rich

Bill; HELP ME WHY WAS HE SO NICE ABOUT IT

Eddie: Richie needs to stay off the drugs

Richie: made another hit cuz I got bored now
took me way too long to spell bored

Stanley: I'm going to chop all of your ears off and feed them to pennywise if you all don't go to bed.

Richie: goodnight homo crew
oh and goodnight to you too Ben

Ben: thank you Richie :))

Stanley: thank you all for being quiet

Bev:butt sex lol


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