Bill: we watched frosty in art class
Richie: yeah that's such a fucking weird movie
Bev: Girl was in love with a snow man
Stanley: I'm so glad, we're talking about this
Eddie:I'm low-key the elf from Rudolph
Richie: cuz your in the closet?
Eddie: yes
Bev:okay then
since we're bringing up weird Christmas things, baby it's cold outside is definitely a weird song
Richie: she literally says "what's in this drink?" LIKE????
Stanley: no because literally what the fuck.
Mike: I gotta go to my aunt's for Christmas.
Bill: no losers Christmas :(
Richie: hell no
we'll have it early
Eddie: okay when?
Bev: this weekend?
Richie: sure, I still gotta get Bill and Bev a present
Eddie: I'll come with you
Why are we watching muppet Christmas.
I can't rn
Bill: HUH???
Stanley: Muppet Christmas
can you read Bill?
Bill: don't be rude to your boyfriend
Eddie: KERMIT HAS A SON????
Richie: why is Eddie talking about muppets
Bev: MADISON BUT IM CALLING HER MADDY
guys I hate to admit this but.
Patrick is kinda hot
Richie:y'all act like I haven't been saying this for years
Richie:MERRY CHRISTMAS GAYS and happy Hanukkah Stan
Stan: Hanukkah ended 2 weeks ago but thank you.
-new years-
Bev:I'm rolling with the LGBT
Stan: you are the LGBT
Richie:I'm Richie Tozier, and I support this message
Bill: CIRCLE DOESN'T START WITH S???? WHAT THE FUCK
Mike: ah yes, Kevin
Eddie:????
Richie:????
Bev:wait reddie hasn't seen shameless?
Eddie: the fuck is that
Richie: I have no clue
Bev: it's a show
and gallavich are very similar to reddie
because you think one is a bottom, turns out the other one is
// SO I WAS PLANNING TO PUT THIS OUT DURING CHRISTMAS, AND THEN I GOT HELLA BUSY, BUT THANKS FOR 10K READS
