Persuasive Daisy

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Kidnapper: We have your girlfriend
Hazel: I don't have a girlfriend
Kidnapper: She made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick her up?
Hazel: Oh my goodness, you have Daisy
Kidnapper: I'm going to become a painter

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