Kittie: On top of spaghettiiiiiiiiiii all covered with cheeeese / I lost my poor meatball when somebody sNEEZED
Daisy: ?
Lavinia: It rolled off the tABLE, it rolled on the fLOOR
Hazel: And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door
Kittie, now screaming: IT ROLLED IN THE GARDEN AND UNDER A BUSH
Hazel, Beanie, Lavinia: And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush!!!
Daisy: ...?
May, appearing from nowhere: The mush was as tasty as tasty could bEeEEE,
Alexander and George also appearing from nowhere: And early next summer it grew to a tREeeeeE.
Daisy, speechless: ...!?
All, but Daisy: The tree was all covered with beautiful moss
It grew great big meatballs and tomato sauce.
So if you eat spaghetti all covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball and don't ever snEEEEEEZe.
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Murder Most Unladylike Memes
FanfictionWelcome back to another episode of underrated fandoms. (The title says the rest) Happy reading!
