Ink: Okay guys, we should play Russian Roulette!
Everyone in the sleepover: EXCUSE ME WHAT?!
Blue not even fazed: Let's add 5 bullets!
Geno: *all 6 bullets*
Reaper: *casually vibing in the background*
Geno: Two guns now. *all 12 bullets*
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Sanses: I fear no man... but that thing
Fresh!Ink:
Sanses: It scares me
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Ink: In my defense I was left unsupervised
Dream: No you weren't
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Ink: I know I can seem like an asshole sometimes but deep down I'm a good person!
Error: and even deeper down he's just a bigger asshole
Ink: ERROR
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Ink: this is your hole error
o <- - ur hole
O <- - ur hole when you go to jail
Ink: now, no erasing universes or this will happen to you
Error:
Reaper: *Planning for Ink's funeral*
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Ink: My dick fell off
Dream: But you don't have one-
Ink: Exactly
Blue: Why is there a fucking rat in your pants
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Viola: Dad, am I ugly?
Nightmare: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now and you're the most beautiful girl in the world.
Palette: Dad am I ugly?
Ink: Very much
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Ink: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.
Dream: Don't you mean irresistible?
Blue: No they do not
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Ink: The eagles won last night.
Dream: Oh did you watch the game?
Ink, covered in blood and scratches: What game?
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Blue: I want to die
Ink: Mood
Dream: ??????????
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Blue: Ink sneezed yesterday and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you.
Dream: How do you accidentally say that?
Blue: It was Ink
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Incorrect(and sometimes Correct) Quotes With Sanses (And Others)
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