Incorrect(and sometimes Correct) Quotes With Sanses (And Others)

[14] Honest to god why do i still update this lmao

Frisk: Can we go to McDonald's?

Classic: Woah woah woah kid

Frisk: ?

Classic: You gotta be specific here, in this country or others?

Frisk: The US duh

Classic: What state? Which street? Tell me the buildings near them, c'mon now

Frisk: Bruh

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When dating yourself was uncommon back then:

Dust: I want to fuck you

Horror: Dude we're literally the same person

Dust: I don't care

Horror: STOP BEING SO HORNY JESUS

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Someone: So i decided to grow feelings for you

Ink: A horrible decision, really

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Error: Hey Geno

Geno: Yeah?

Error: Can a person breathe in a washing machine while it's on?

Geno:

Error:

Geno: Where's Reaper?

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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Error please come to the front desk?

Error, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Geno and Reaper

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Geno and Reaper, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Error: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

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Error, driving Geno and Reaper: So how was your day?

Reaper: We almost got surprise adopted!

Error: What?

Geno: We almost got kidnapped.

Error: Oh, okay.

Error: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Geno: By the goddamn ambulance

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Error: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Geno: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Error: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.