Incorrect(and sometimes Correct) Quotes With Sanses (And Others)

[3] Classic can kick ass

Underfell Monsters: This version of sans is the weakest, I'll kill him first!

Classic: I am fluent in six million forms of kicking your ass

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Classic: Ah yes, I kill a child repeatedly over and over and over again until they kill me and yet I feel no remorse when I kill them

Underfell Monsters: :000

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Red: Ah yes, dominant me baby

Classic: bruh

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-Reasons as to why Classic loses to most of the other AUs is since he doesn't really have any will to try his hardest at all, in the genocide route he KNOWS he's gonna lose either way so he doesn't bother trying

Classic: And cuz most of them are tall assholes-

Classic if he really tried: Ya know, I don't feel like losing today bud.

Any Sans in the Multiverse: Why do I hear boss music?

Red: Step on me 🥺🥺

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Underfell monsters: Sees Classic

Underfell monsters: It's free real estate

Classic: No u