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America: Ey China I choose you!!!!!!
China: Let me get this straight...I'm not a Pokemon you dumb Hanna Montana ass bitch
America: Ouch
China: Hehehehehehe
(Japan walks in)
Japan: What is going on in here?
China: Nothing
(S.Korea walks in)
S.Korea: Japan say election!!!!
Japan: Shut the fruk up you stupid ass bitch!
S.Korea: *is shocked*
Spain: *is shocked*
Germany: *is shocked*
Both Italy's: *is shocked*
2p41n3 : *is shocked*
Writer: *is shocked*
Da fuq did I write...

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