Italy: Ciao!
Japan: What is it Italy?!
Italy: Can I have pasta?
Japan: Germany! COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND!
Germany: JAPAN SHUT THE HELL UP. Now what is it Italy?
Italy: Can I have pasta?
Germany: Nein!
Sweden: Where's my wife?
Finland: WE'RE DIVORCED
Sweden: Shut up!
Finland: PETER!
Sealand: WHAT MOM!
Finland: Tell your father for the last time....were not married
Sealand: Dad get over it!
Sweden: WELL SANTA CLAUS ISNT REAL!
Sealand: WHAT! MOM WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME!
Finland: *facepalm* I am Santa!
Everyone: *awkward silence*
Sealand: *whispers* I'm gonna be a stripper...
Sweden: SON!
Germany: Mein Gott
Prussia: *walks in* IM AWESOME!
2p41n3: PRUSSIA YOUR NOT AS AWESOME AS SPAIN OKAY!
Prussia: Well he does got the booty....
