Germany: *is kissing a potato*
Prussia: *is observing Germany*
Austria: *is eating a piano*
Switzerland: *eating Liechtenstein*
Liechtenstein: *getting eaten by Switzerland and eating sealand*
Writer: *thinks how I should sum this up*
All the Germans expect for Liechtenstein: *flopping like a fish to dub step music* ALL HAIL FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!
