America: eyyy England!!!
England: ugh what do you want you American-
America: IDIOT *head bangs*
England: *gets up and walks over to alfred*
America: *still head banging*
England: *bangs Alfred's head into the table and laughs with a deep voice* MUHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
America: *faints*
England: Oh Shit... *drags him body to a forest and leaves it there* TEA TIME
Imaginary unicorn: TEA PARTY
ENGLAND: *rides his unicorn into the sunset* Bye Bishes
