Servamp - Omegaverse: On crack's Valentine's day special! Part 1 - Chocolates!
This series has one of the longest word count in total in this fic. I hope that this was worth the wait- I am not good with romantic scenes revolving certain characters - hope that this will satisfy!
Then, thank you for waiting!
"Ah yes, Valentine's day...
Valentine's day, huh? It seems that this event has been around since when men are first introduced to the concept of 'authentic love.' Nowadays, that 'love' has been somehow replaced with pop-culture aesthetics and artificial sweets for the low price. And what could be blamed? As years come, humanity seeks unique presents to their significant other, regardless if it is for lovers, friends, or families; Valentine holds a special connection between parties.
Though countless presents as been counted, one such thing holds a resonate and symbolizes Valentine's day enough, and that is...
...Chocolate..." Hyde closed his book, then stretched his neck to the slope of the armchair behind him.
"Ah yes, today's Valentine's day," Lily, from the closer dining table, put down his cup of coffee, "is it that the reason you got so poet, elder Greed?"
"Perhaps," Hyde snickered, "I love love, Lust, because it was the brilliant, overused idea that piles Shakespeare's work! How magnificent! Ha Ha!" the elder laughed to himself.
"Chocolate, huh? Yeah, I'm craving some," Illdio, lying on the floor next to Hyde's armchair while fumbling on his Gameboy, answered as he disregarded the last maniacal lines of Greed.
"wait, how did chocolate become Valentine-ish, again?" he raised his head.
"Would you like to know?" Freyja, now entering the room (what room?), holding her phone (handmade from Iduna!) as she swiped a few times before answering Illdio's question, "Ah, there we go. A long time ago, The Aztecs considered chocolates as aphrodisiacs; this resulted in European traditions of giving chocolates to loved ones in the Olden days. Later, in America, Cadbury's eggs gone its marketing genius to sell their product in Valentine's aesthetic, thus popularized the tradition in modern culture,"
"That's all?" The Glutton raised his brows.
"Would you like to know?" Freyja teased, it doesn't sound like it, though, "Then? Chocolate? I'm craving some, what about it?"
"It's not about wanting to crave it..." Hyde dropped his book on the couch, "I mean, I'm not a sweets person, but I guessed a few dark chocolates will satisfy me..."
He then swallowed his breath deeply,
"IF I HAVE THEM!!!!!!!" Ah yes, Lawless has flipped the table in one swoop.
"Elder Greed! The table!" Lily stepped in and coaxed the table, "Gosh, its legs broke..."
"Oh shit, Elder Envy will be so mad," Illdio glanced over the broken table, "Forget Valentine's day, breaking someone's boyfriend's gift will give you enough 'love' from anger," Gluttony smirked,
"poetry," he mumbled.
"THIS IS EXACTLY WHY-" Hyde screamed, making vigorous hand gestures, "GODDAMNIT THAT NO ONE CARED ABOUT ME! WHAT A MISTAKE! I WANT C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E FOR VALENTINE'S DAY! I FELT UNLOVED- LICHT-TAN'S BEING COLD THIS MORNING- -ARRRGGGHHHHH!-"
"He went high now, huh?" Freyja took a cigar.
"HE WAS LIKE, "Oh today? I'm busy, guess you can starve," THAT FUCKER! You may laugh at me like I'm a teenage wannabe that desperate for cheap love, but chocolates are fucking stable on Valentine's day- all the girls, guys, and theys gave me chocolates on every Valentine's day in 100 years of my existence! And I'm not going to let that streak down! Not even that fucker's going to be at his piano seat and a smug face in his game...",
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