Notes;
-Hey so I just based these off incorrects that I saw so you can say I don't own them Credits to the real owners.
-Some of these may not be NorRay, forgive me.
*Emma, Norman and Ray in a nutshell*
Ray: It's been 2 years since we lost our dear friend, Norman.
Norman, as William Minerva: Quit telling everyone I'm DEAD.
Emma: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.
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Norman: *kissing Ray's neck*
Ray: What is this?
Norman: Affection?
Ray: Disgusting.
Ray:
Ray: Do it again.
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Norman: *sneezes*
Norman: ..are you not going to say "bless you"?
Ray: I'm sitting here with you, you've clearly BEEN blessed already.
Norman: ... *face palming*
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Ray: Norman's a highway.
Emma: Explain.
Ray: I wanna ride him all night.
Emma: Get out.
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*Ray's phone starts ringing*
*Don turns to see the dialer*
Don: Lmao, you still call your dad 'daddy'?
*Ray picks up the phone*
Ray: Hey Norman.
Don: *chokes on drink*
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Gilda: What are you drinking?
Emma: Vodka.
Gilda: Straight?
Emma: No, gay.
Gilda: NO I MEANT THE VODKA NOT YOU!
Emma: o h
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Barbara and everyone else: Are you two dating?
Ray: No.
Norman: NO!
Vincent: Double negative, that's a yes.
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Emma: YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE??
Ray: Yeah, kinda.
Norman: Ray, no-
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Emma: Quick take my hand!
Gilda *grabs her hand* : Now what?
Emma: Nothing, i just wanted to hold hands.
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*Emma, Noman and Ray in a nutshell*
Norman: What kind of tea is this?
Emma: Oh, I boiled some gatorade.
Ray: *spits drink* Emma what the fuck.
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Ray: I wanted to apologize-
Isabella: Good.
Ray: I wanted to apologize, but then I realized that I'm not sorry.
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Ray: I think I have suicidal issues, do you guys think I have suicidal issues?
Norman: I don't think you can call it an issue, an issue is something you can fix.
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Lmao should I do more?? this is kinda fun.
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NorRay oneshots
FanfictionNorRay oneshots written by yours truly. I wrote this long ago so please bear with it😭 Warning. The lines from the incorrects are not my original idea! I got most of them from Pinterest so I can't really credit anyone for it.
