*Emma, Norman and Ray in a nutshell*
Norman: So how have you been?
Ray: Fine, except for this headache, it just comes and goes.
*Emma appears*
Ray: Oh look, there it is.
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Emma: Gilda, look at Ray, he's throwing away all the love letters he got.
Gilda: Wow, he got a lot.
Norman: *approaches Ray*
Norman: Don't you think it's cruel to just throw them away like that?
Ray: Why do you even care Norman? It's not like you wrote them.
Norman: I did, you bastard.
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Ray: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING??!
Emma: BECAUSE I'M FRIGHTENED!
Ray: OF WHAT?
Emma: SCREAMING
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Norman: Omg
Norman: guys
Norman: EMMA'S MISSING
Ray: EVERYONE
Ray: CHECK UNDER YOUR SHOES
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Ray: I'm so mad right now I could overthrow the government
Yugo: What's stopping you?
Ray: Social distancing.
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*truth or dare game*
Don: I dare Ray to prank call his dad!
Ray: Pft- that's it?
Ray: Siri, call dad.
Siri: Calling 'Daddy'
Ray: WAIT NO NOT THAT NO STOP-
*Norman's phone rings*
Everyone in the room: ...
(Omg so like I'm so sorry- even though Ray doesn't have a dad-)
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Thoma: Don't correct me!
Lanni: Don't be wrong!
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Norman: *looking at the stars*
Ray: what are you doing?
Norman: Naming the stars after people I love.
Ray: Do I get a star?
Norman: You get the sun.
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Ray: Is my outfit good?
Norman: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Ray, blushing: Norman what the fu-
Norman: No I need the chair.
Norman:
Norman: But maybe-
*Norman gets a slap straight on the face*
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Ray: Seriously, I'm a handful, you wouldn't want to date me.
Norman, smiling: I have 2 hands.
Emma: ...No shit man he has a point.
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NorRay oneshots
FanfictionNorRay oneshots written by yours truly. I wrote this long ago so please bear with it😭 Warning. The lines from the incorrects are not my original idea! I got most of them from Pinterest so I can't really credit anyone for it.
