These are so much fun to write so now there is a whole chapter dedicated to it.
Mentions of s*x, a lot of dirty jokes, platonic flirting (is that a thing haha). Bdubs x Keralis and Beef x Etho are the only ships mentioned at all and they could be friends with benefits so all ships are fair game lol.
Tag yourself I'm Iskall. On a side note, a new high school au part should come out on/before valentines day. Also no idea where the Ren being 7 joke came from, I don't watch that much Ren. Enjoy!
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BdoubleO100 went to sleep. Sweet dreams!
Keralis1 went to sleep. Sweet dreams!
Xisuma: I did NOT need to witness that
Xisuma: This is a family friendly server
Tango: did they screw around lmao
Mumbo: but keralis doesnt have a screwdriver!
Mumbo: i asked him for one and he didnt have it
Grian: oh Mumbo
Mumbo: are you lying to me keralis :(
Mumbo: lying makes me very sad :(
Grian: dont cry mumbo
Doc: he's crying at this age...
Iskall: he's 3 years old wdym
Bdubs: oh shoot sorry Xisuma
Keralis: rip mankini
Stress: O///O
Impulse: Keralis-
Ren: respect the baby dude
Bdubs: i'm going to hit you
Ren: kinky
Grian: "respect the baby dude"
Ren: i'm the baby
Ren: i was talking about me
Doc: ren you are not a baby
Iskall: he's 7 wdym
Zedaph: TANGO SAID THERE WAS DRAMA I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD
Impulse: ...
BdoubleO100 went to sleep. Sweet dreams!
Scar: good morning
Grian: I cant believe we texted all night
Grian: er- day
Grian: night??
Scar: dayght
Cub: oh Scar
Zedaph: i guess no more drama
Zedaph: im outta here
Ren: byeeeeee
Doc: this is not keeping up with the kardashians
Iskall: doc you look like kim kardashian wdym
Doc: i hate you
Iskall: love you too!
Ren: hey no flirting without me
Tango: we're flirting?
Doc: you betcha handsome
Tango: i-
Zedaph: impy said we're flirting with tango so here i am
Impulse: Don't call me Impy
Zedaph: ok impy
Impulse: I-
Tango: we are not flirting with me
Zedaph: ok hot stuff ;)
Impulse: Why am I here
Xisuma: doesn't everyone have something better to do?
Keralis: yeah doesnt etho have to go do beef
Beef: I hate you. All of you.
Etho: you're absolutely right keralis ;)
Impulse: I'm leaving
Tango: but impy everyone loves you here
Impulse: Disgusting
Ren: what if we all went to Falsies base to rick roll her
Tango: your so smart
Joe: *you're
Zedaph: wow joe is so smart
Joe: I simply use big words I only comprehend 70% of the time
Zedaph: that really photosynthesizes with me
Cleo: i'm gonna make sure you'll never walk again
Ren: kinky
Cleo: chopping your legs off with a semi clean sword is not kinky
<ImpulseSV has left the chat>
<TangoTek has added ImpulseSV to the chat>
Etho went to sleep. Sweet dreams!
VintageBeef went to sleep. Sweet dreams!
Wels: beef your walls are not very soundproof
Ren: kinky
Doc: ren you're so immature
Iskall: he has very mature humor for a 7 year old
Iskall: you'd think he's an adult
Doc: omfg
Beef: I HATE EVERYONE HERE
Etho: well you really loved me five minutes ago
Impulse: I-
Tango: i want all the details
Xisuma: FAMILY FRIENDLY FOR THE CHILDREN
Grian: yeah like scar
Scar: who scar
Bdubs: scar i-
Zedaph: lmao
Wels: the things I saw Etho do gave my brain scars
Scar: wait I'm Scar
Cub: oh Scar
Scar: why am I in wels's brain
Scar: and why is there more than one of me
YOU ARE READING
Hermitcraft Stuff
FanfictionSeems like a normal book but that's cause I haven't posted the crack AUs.
