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Really Short Ship Prompt Drabbles

Ren x Doc (Ren and Doc dancing in the moonlight)
Mentions of s*x, mentions of alcohol

"C'mon Doc!" Ren tugged his boyfriend's arm.

"I'm working." Doc said, messing around with a repeater.

"But Grian brought the fruity alcohol!" Ren said.

"It's chilly." Doc pointed out.

"That's half of the fun!" Ren giggled like a little kid.

"Ren, I'm trying to work." Doc said.

"Doc you need a little break now and then." Ren dragged Doc along.

"You better not do what I think you're going to do." Doc said.

"TAKE A BREAK!" Ren began singing enthusiastically.

"I knew it." Doc sighed.

"RUN AWAY WITH US FOR THE SUMMER LET'S GO UPSTATE!"

Almost all of the hermits, were out dancing in the shopping district. Doc typically preferred to work on farms late at night, but he supposed he could make an exception for Ren.

Ren grabbed Doc's hands and they swayed along to What Is Love. The stars were out, and everyone there was having a blast. Stress had made fruit punch with Iskall for everyone to share. Impulse had brought excessive amounts of watermelon, and while he wasn't dancing with anyone he was still enjoying the tropical foods. Grian had brought Doc's favorite fruit flavored alcohol.

Ren led Doc in circles, the two twirling around off to the side. They were having a blast, when suddenly the night ended and the sun came out.

BdoubleO100 went to sleep. Sweet dreams!
Keralis1 went to sleep. Sweet dreams!

<Grian> DANG IT BDUBS

<Tango> every. single. freaking. time.
<Tango> stop having adult fun time when I have stuff to give Bdubs

<Keralis1> another mankini ruined, so sad

<BdoubleO100> oo tango brought me gifts?

<Tango> never again

<cubfan135> guys scar is still online
<cubfan135> we can talk about your 18+ adventures later

<Tango> i have permanent scars in my brain

<GoodTimesWithScar> why am I in your brain
<GoodTimesWithScar> get me out of your brain

<Grian> oh scar

<impulseSV> Tango's brain is a scary place

<Tango> HEY

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Bdubs x Scar (Scar screaming over a picture of Bdubs from long before they met. Scar describes Bdubs as a tiny precious child, then looks at Bdubs and says 'well, you're still a tiny precious child')

"Oh my gosh! You were such a cute baby!" Scar squealed.

"Yeah yeah. Whatever." Bdubs grumbled, embarrassed.

"Look at your wittle cheeks!" Scar waved the baby book in his face.

"I've seen my baby pictures you know." Bdubs said.

"Awwww look at your first day of kindergarten!" Scar giggled.

"I'm wasn't that cute." Bdubs groaned.

"But you were! You're always such a cutie!" Scar giggled.

"Don't call me cute! AND DON'T GO ANY FARTHER!" Bdubs said.

It was too late, Scar had started looking into the awkward teenage years. He immediately started looking baby pictures in a different book.

"You were such a tiny precious child!" Scar said. Bdubs grumbled in reply.

"Well, you still are a tiny precious child."

"wha- HEY!" Bdubs shouted.

Scar kept giggling.

"I'M 5'10" THAT'S AVERAGE HEIGHT!" Bdubs complained.

"Aww such a small wittle baby!" Scar pinched his cheeks.

"YOU'RE ONLY TWO INCHES TALLER THAN ME!" Bdubs exclaimed.

"You'll always be my precious cutie baby." Scar cooed.

"I'M OLDER THAN YOU BY ALMOST A YEAR!"