Scar and Tango are parents to Zedaph, Impulse, Bdubs, and False because I made them lol. Zedaph is 3, Impulse is 5, Bdubs is 6, and False is 8. And TFC is their grandfather. Enjoy!
"Baby, calm down. The kids will be fine! My dad is great." Tango assured Scar.
"Yeah, but they've never been babysat- Zedaph, get back here! Stop bothering Impulse!" Scar chased the three year old.
Tango picked up the squirming child with ease, and gave him his phone.
"False! What did I say about the lightsaber? Tango go help Impulse!" Scar said, chasing the eight year old.
"Ok Impulse, now spell it." Tango helped Impulse with his reading homework.
"M A T" Impulse spelled. "Mat. It rhymes with Cat!" He observed.
"Good job." Tango patted his back.
"How much longer until TFC arrives?" Scar asked.
"Thirty minutes." Tango checked his watch.
"DINNER!" Scar remembered. "Go help Bdubs!"
"Scar, get out of your pajamas. I can cook." Tango said, reaching the book for Bdubs.
Scar ran upstairs to get ready.
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Scar came down just in time to answer the door. TFC had finally arrived.
"Alright, now be good for your grandfather." Scar told the four children.
"Yes papa!" Impulse sat up straighter.
"Ok." Bdubs rolled his eyes.
"Yes papa!" Zedaph copied Impulse.
"Zedaph won't." False smirked.
"Falsie's being mean!" Zedaph pouted. False stuck her tongue out at him.
"Now Zedaph and Impulse go to bed at 8:00, the other two can stay up until 8:30. Also False will need help with her times tables and Bdubs needs to finish his vocabulary. Impulse is all done with his homework. Also dinner is on the counter and here are all of the phone numbers..." Scar began reminding TFC of the rules.
Tango awkwardly stood by the door, waiting for his husband to finish.
"Ok, bye guys! Papa's gonna miss you!" Scar said, hugging the children.
"Behave yourselves." Tango reminded them.
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"I'm gonna save the world!" Zedaph waved an empty paper towel roll.
"No you won't. You're too small." False stuck her tongue out.
"Yes I will!" Zedaph put his hands on his hips.
"And how will you do that?" False said skeptically.
"With sheep power and wormy!" Zedaph jumped into a star pose.
"Those aren't real." False crossed her arms.
This made Zedaph cry, and run to TFC.
"Now False, be nice to your brother and apologize." TFC prompted.
"No." She pouted.
"I'm going to put you in a time out." TFC said, leading her to the corner.
Bdubs and Zedaph proceeded to taunt her, while Impulse sat on the couch playing Crossy Road on his tablet with his creeper plush.
"Now kids, Zedaph and Impulse will help me get the cups and plates, Bdubs and False will set the rest of the table." TFC said.
The four kids followed him into the kitchen.
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FanfictionSeems like a normal book but that's cause I haven't posted the crack AUs.
