Hermitcraft Stuff

Counterparts - no ship

This chapter is truly a masterpiece. A very chaotic one, that is. I wrote some Ex, Hels, and two of the cam accounts which are TrueSymmetry and BadTimesWithScar. All of the hermits are there too. Yes I was heavily inspired by KeichiAkechi24 's hermitcraft daycare au. And I've probably never mentioned this but I headcannon that Jevin can just... melt. Like he can turn into a goopy mess. Also TFC is always hungry. It's only relevant to this oneshot. Don't ask why.

Also Tango here is kind of a devil child pyromaniac or something...

Enjoy!

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"Dang it, guys!" Ex grumbled.

"Not my fault you leave your junk all over the floor." Hels retorted.

"It's both of your faults." True added.

"Very true." Badtimes said.

"And that's why I'm True Symmetry." True giggled.

"So now, instead of destroying everything, something stupid probably happened! I can't believe you would trip and spill your coffee and mess up all the code!" Ex said, angrily.

"I think I've found the problem." True held up her communicator.

She was now in a call with Joe. Except Joe sounded weirdly like a child.

"Howdy? I don't know if I'm working." Joe said.

"You're working, we called a grownup!" Xisuma exclaimed.

"Hello? Miss grownup? Can you hear me?" Joe asked.

"I can hear you." True said.

"Sorry I turned small and I don't know what I'm doing." Joe said.

"I'm small too." TFC added.

"Small." A very small xB added.

"Yes, xB is the smallest." Hypno, who was apparently not a small as xB, said.

"We are all small." Xisuma clarifies.

"You're small?" True asked.

"Yes." They responded.

"HALLO?" The call was interrupted by Iskall joining it.

"Iskall?" True asked.

"HALLO? Grian I can't read." Iskall said.

"I can't read either!" Grian complained.

"You've called us." True said.

"Oh, we called a grownup of doom!" Iskall cheered.

"WHAT IS OCCURRING?!" A small Mumbo shouted from behind Iskall and Grian.

"We called a grownup for help. Also what's occurring mean?" Grian said.

"Yes Grownup of Doom, Scar is baby and stuck in a tree." Iskall explained.

"He is sad and has owie." Grian added.

True muted herself for a second. "You idiots made them little kids!"

"His trash that tripped me." Hels said, pointing at Ex.

"Well we better fix this problem, this server is dangerous for adults so no doubt will it be dangerous for kids." Badtimes said.

"But since Hels got coffee over everything, it could take a long time to fix." Ex said.