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Spiderman answers questions with Princes Shuri

Sorry That I haven't updated. But I hope you guys enjoy this.

"Hi I'm Princes Shuri and this is my friend Spooderman"
"And today we'll be answering questions you guys sent us!" Spiderman says while giving the camera a thumbs up.

"First question.... What do you guys hate the most?"
"Probably Steve's annoying speaches." Shuri says with a unhappy look.
"O yesssss! Those suck so bad. Don't let us even get started when we do something dumb and he gives us a speach about how when he was a kid. Like things change. Okey Stebe!" Peter says.

"What are you guys exactly? Bff's, boyfriend and girlfriend, siblings?"
"Great question!" Spiderman says looking directly into the camera.
"Well dear person who asks. We are Bff's" Shuri says giving a huge smile.

"What do you do for fun?"
"Duu dumb thing!" Spiderman says.
"Well he not rong but we like to build things in the lab and watch vines!" Shuri says

"Who do you like the most out of al the Avengers?"

"Bucky!" They both says at the same time.
"Also Nathasa!" Spiderman says sounding happy.

"This question is for Spiderman but Princess Shuri can also answer! What is your relationship with Mr. Stark?"
"Well ummm.... I not really sure. He's  like my mentor." Spiderman says sounding unsure.
"By mentor he means Dad. When he just get a little wound Mr. Stark freaks out! And he is very protective over him. Makes sure he eats and drink enough food and water. O and let's not get started on the cute father and son moment they have!" Shuri says looking like a 5 year old.
"Thank Shuri!" Spiderman says giving her a glare

"How old are you guys?"

"Well that is classified. So sorry !" Shuri says.

"When did you meet?"

"In Wakanda! At a boring meeting and we made it beter by putting a frog in the  director's pocket!" Spiderman says while giving a little laughing at the end.

"It was so beautiful!" Shuri says while also laughing.

"Do any of you two have a talent?"

"Well we can build alot of things. I can talk 5 languages. Spiderman 7. I'm also good at art.
O and Spiderman can actually sing and dance!" Shuri says with a smirk.
"Why don't you just tell them every thing about me in detail!" Spiderman says giving her another glare.
"Ya your right. He great at ballet!" Shuri says looking at him with the biggest smirk at even Tony Stark would be  jealous of accomplishing that great of a smirk.

"Next question.... What is your IQ?"
"I have a 230 IQ and she has 240 IQ!" Spiderman says before Shuri could answer again.
"So yes I am smarter!" Shuri says very proudly.

"Favourite food?"
"Shusi!" Shuri says happily
"Cheeseburger and fries!" Spiderman says

"Favourite colour?"
"Red and blue." Spiderman says pointing to his suite.
"Purple." Shuri says

"Favourite place?"

"Disneyland!!!" They both shout at the same time.

"Have any of you two send a message to a rong person and if so please do tell?"

"Luckily for you I have. And it was an old lady. So it was a Monday morning and Clint somehow lighted the sofa on fire. So I texted who I thought was Pepper and send a video and ask what do to. The woman did tell me what to do but did send a very long voice message about how irresponsible they were. Clint and Sam for once actually felt dumb and sad." Spiderman says.
"Sadly I do not have such a beautiful storie!" Shuri says with a chuckle.

"What's the craziest thing you guys have done together or alone?"

"I once jump of the tallest building of New York. For like no reason. Mr. Stark and Pepper did give me a speech for half an hour about being more careful. So do not go jumping of buildings. Because the aftermath sucks!" Spiderman says sounding annoyed at the end.
"Well I once shot a bad guy after he ruined my latest invention. Like he didn't even touch me but when he touch my invention . I didn't even care if he was  royalty. I just knew I was going to hurt him. But sadly yes the aftermath do suck. My brother was all like "You could have been killed" like yes Tchalla that the hole point if life. But anyway don't do dumb things like us okey? Except if your Clint Barton. Then your fine!" Shuri says with a smirk.

"If you could live anywhere where would you live?"
"Maybe Japan?" Shuri says looking at Spiderman.
"Same. They have al these weird things that I don't need, but I feel like I need it yknow?" Spiderman says looking directly at the camera.

"What makes you really angry?"

"When peaple are ashhats!" Shuri says sounding already angry.
"When peaple don't treat others right and when peaple don't respect each other !" Spiderman says pointing at the camera.

"What keeps you two motivated to work hard?"
"When Tony says these exact words" If you guys finish we can go buy a StarWars Lego set. Or " If you guys finish we can go get food ." Shuri says with a smile.
"Mostly the food one though!" Spiderman says.

"Which one Love or Money?"

"Love, because family is a very great thing to have and it can help you through alot!" Spiderman says sounding happy.

"Wel I would choose Money, because money can't break your heart like peaple can and you can get yourself thing so you can love yourself." Shuri says sounding very proud of her answer.

"Who is your Hero?"
"Mr. Stark, as a kid he inspired me to help peaple and use my smart brain to build things to improve the world. And also to stay strong no matter what. " Spiderman says.
"Mine is Michael Obama! She inspired me to work and believe in what I want. And just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I can do less than a man. And she's a mother forking bad ash bitch!" Shuri says firmly.

"Who's the last person you stalked on insta?"

"Harry Stakes!" Shuris says proudly
"Ariana Grande" Spiderman says.

"What's the most expensive thing you have broke?"

"Well I once broke a jet. But I was grounded. So wasn't the best day ever!" Shuri says.

"I once broke one of Mr. Starks suits. I wasn't in trouble actually. Mr. Stark just started laughing and said "help me make a new one will ya?"Like sure I mean I did just break a million dollar suite but sure." Spiderman says sarcastically.

"Last question. What goal do you think humanity is not focused enough on achieving?"

"Well alot. Safety. World Hunger. Woman having equal rights as men. How unsafe young children feel just walking. How unhappy our earth looks. Animals being misused." Spiderman says sadly.
"There's also Climate change and many more." Shuri says looking unhappy and upset.

"Well thank you for your time! Anything you want to say to your fans?"

"Sure! Thanks for all your amazing questions and love. And we love y'all to Asgard and back!" Shuri says making a heart with her hand. ( I feel so proud for making that up. I am now using that everyday)
"Yeah thanks for being the best fans in the world and remember to stay in school kids!" Spiderman says.
Then the video ends.