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Tony's Interview

Tony loves to mess with peaple. And when a certain boy calls him . He couldn't help but mess a little bit with the world!

Tony hates interviews. And Pepper, Peter, Rodney and the Avengers knew it by heart, but they allso knew Tony loved to fool around with people. So there Tony was sitting in a interview bored out of his mind. "So sir what is your plan for the future of SI?" One of the interviewers asked.
"Well we plan to improve our Starkfone, pad, mac and pen." Tony says with a fake smile. At that moment, Tony wanted to die. He was so bored. And the interviewers weren't helping. Just when another interviewer was about to ask another question a phone rang. Tony soon realised it was his phone ringing. Being around Peter so much he actually apologies and says" O sorry it's mine!" With a smile. The interviewers all wrote this down. This would be making headlines. Tony Stark was being nice. "Hello!" He said happily. "Mr. Stark guest what!?" Peter says. Tony automatically grew a huge smile on his face hearing his kids voice. No matter what, hearing Peter's voice always made him happy.
"What?" Tony asks with a smirk." I got an A+ in English!" Peters says happily . "Really I'm so proud of you. "Wait untill Pepper hears about this! She will finally allow us in the lab again. And even better...She can't tell you to study!" Tony says with a laugh. "Great, but I allso got bad news!" "Whats wrong Pete?" "One of my teacher's caught me being late for class so now I'm on garbage cleaning duties !" He says with a sigh.  "Might wanne tell me why you were late for class mister!?" Tony said sternly. "Well one of my other teachers needed help getting their stuff out of the car so I helped her! What wrong with being a nice human!" Peter whines. " Tell your teacher I would like to talk to her about being realistic!" Tony says sounding angry. How dare they make his kid to garbage duty. "Okey. I will say you want a meeting with them? Just tell Aunt May so that she doesn't freak out when the school calls. Allso would you mind asking Pepper if she could pick me up. They said I have to go home for some reason!" Peter says annoyed at the end. "Yes just tell them I want a appointment. I will call her! Okey and I'll tell Pepper to pick you up." Tony says laughing at the end. "Love you Mr, Stark and thanks." Peters says warming Tony's heart." Love you to Pete and it's no problem. See you tonight!"Tony then ended the call realising his mike was still on. Tony not giving a anything, yells to Pepper who is standing behind the curtains pinching the bridge of her nose. "Pepper ,Pete asks if you could pick him up. O and he got an A+ for his English test!" Pepper getting so excited about the A+ yells" Really he got an A+!" "Yes!" Tony yells happily. "See I told you two if he studied a bit harder he'd do beter!" Pepper says while walking on to the stage to Tony. "Yes but for your information he learns way more in the lab with me and Bruce then he ever does at school!" Tony days with a smirk. "I still his favourite!" Pepper yells running to her car. "We both know it's me!" Tony yells with a smirk. He then turns back to the interviewers. "Sorry about that we can continue with the questions now!" Tony says with a smile . "Sir was that your son?" Tony being bored at the time saw a opportunity to break the minds of many" Yes indeed that was my son. His name is Peter Benjamin Stark. Sole heir to SI! He's allso very smart just like me!"
Tomy says with a smirk.

When Tony got to the tower.
"Hi Mr. Stark! How was the interview ?"
"O it went great, thanks to you!" Tony says with a smirk.
"O well I am glad I could make it better for you Mr. Stark!" Peter says with a smile.
"But you might want to start calling me Dad!" Tony says while laughing.
"Wait what?" Peter said looking so confused.

The next day these were the news headlines:

TONY STARK HAS A SON?
PETER STARK?
THERE'S A NEW SECRET STARK
THE SECRET STARK CHILD.
SI HAS A HEIR

THATS THE END!