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The fake son (Part1)

So in this one Tony needs Peter to be his fake son. Why, well you'll just have to read the story. Pepperony only ship in this chap.

"Tony you don't have any responsibility!" Steve yells.
"How would you know Steve?" Tony yells back.
"Believe me. I have seen everything, Tony. You only care about yourself!" Steve yells.
"O really. Well for your forking information I do care about others. And I do have responsibilities!" Tony yells walking closer to Steve.
"What the h*ll could your responsibilities be. Pepper looks after your company!"
Tony already so annoyed with Steve and says without thinking," I have a son to look after . So yes I do have responsibility. Looking after my son!" Just after Tony said it he realised what mistake he has made. But O how he loved Pepper with all his hart. If you were wondering why well. Pepper came walking in with phone and purse in hand and says, "Tony I know you guys are busy but Happy is still out of Town and we have to go pick up Peter from school." Tony smirks at Steve and quickly walk away with Pepper before the team could ask questions. "Why are you in such a rush?" Pepper asks while they walk to the car. "So I need Peter and your help. I may have told Steve I have a son. When he said I have no responsibility and without thinking I said my son is my responsibility." Tony says to scared to look Pepper in the eyes and kept focusing on the road.
"You said WHAT!" Pepper yells at him.
"Tony are you out of your forking mind?"  Pepper asks looking straight at him.
"I wasn't thinking, Okey. Plus it will work out. Remember Peter is staying with us for 4 months. While May helps out at the hospitals in South Africa." Tony says very calmly.
"What about Peter?" Pepper asks sounding very worried.
"Who wouldn't want Pepper Potts and Tony Stark as their fake parents for 4 months? Plus when he gets in the car we can talk everything through!" Tony says happily.
"What ever you say Tony." Pepper says looking at the school infront of them.
When they stop infront of the school a few kids look at them weirdly. Probably trying to figure out if it's actually two of the most riches people in the world or just people who look like them. After waiting 3 minutes, Tony called Peter as he forgot Peter doesn't know what car to look for. Then a minute later Peter gots in. "Hey Ha..Mr.Stark? And Mrs.Potts?" Peter asks looking confused at them.
"Hello dear, how was school?" Pepper asks with her kind smile. "It's was okey. We wrote a history test today!" Peter says happily. "Great!...um...listen kid there something we have to asks!" Tony says sounding nervous. "Yeah?" Peter says sounding uncertain. "I'll just says it. Tony made a really dumb mistake and told the Avengers he had a son. So we were wondering if you could maybe act like your our son for the 4 months that you are staying with us?" Pepper says turning around in her seat and looking at Peter. "I umm... would love to!" Peter says with a smile.
"Kid if I could I would hug you right now. You have no idea how much stress you just took away!' Tony says happily. So anything I should know? Peter asks turning to Pepper. "Okey so you will have to call me Mom and Tony Dad. Just a few facts about us. I'm allergic to strawberries. Tony is allergic to monkey hair. And no it's not a joke it's true. He had to find out by actually going to a private zoo!" Pepper says winking at Peter. He let out a tiny giggle. "Okey, okay go on with the fact and stop laughing at my weird allergies," Tony says with a small smile. Okay,Tony. Anyway, Tony wakes up at 7 in the morning. I wake up at 6. His birthday is on the 29th of May.
Mine is on the 10th of April. He is 50 years old. I am 48 years old. O and his full name is Anthony Edward Stark. Mine is Virginia Potts." Pepper says with a smile. "I feel like I should be taking notes!" Peter says while laughing. "Don't worry. You'll figure it out! O and when is your birthday?" Pepper asks already taking out her phone to put the date on her calendar. "O it's on the 10th of August!" Peter says happily. "And I was born in 2005!" Peter quickly adds. "Okey thanks!" Pepper says while putting her phone back. "So any fact about you Pete?" Tony says looking at him through the mirror. "Well, I'm 15. My full name is Peter Benjamin Parker. I love Doritos, Star Wars, Science, being Spiderman. O and comics. And apple juice. " Peter says looking very focused. "Any allergies or sickness?" Pepper asks already having her phone on. " I don't have any allergies. I do have pills for my concentration I believe May send you all the details about that?" Peter says looking at Pepper. "Yes she did," Pepper says with a smile. "What food do you guys like and what's your favorite series?" Peter asks. "Well My favorite dish and as plains, as it is, is a Greek salad and Salmon. And my favorite Series has to be The Crown." Pepper says happily. "Well, my favorite dish is Peking Duck. and my favorite movie is 6 underground but I love watching The Crown with Pepper." Tony says as they pull up into the garage. "Cool!" Peter says happily. "O before we get out, remember to call us Mom and Dad. And your room is next to us. And I may have made it full of Star Wars stuff. So if the others follow you don't freak out and act like you are used to it. Okay," Tony says calmly. ' You got it, Dad!' Peter says already opening the door. Tony smiled wide at him calling him Dad. They got in the elevator.
"Sir it would seem the Avengers are sitting in your living room!" The AI alerted. "Okey so Peter just starts rambling right now about school!" Pepper says. Peter catching on started to do what he does best. Talk.

When the elevator opened the Avengers were shocked.
"And then Mr.Swall started handing out homework again because he said we needed more practice. But on the paper, it said if you got less than 90% you had to do the exercises. So I asks him if I had to do it?" Peter says as they walk out of the elevator. Acting as if they're not seeing the Avengers, Tony asks," And then...what did he say?'
"You won't believe it, Dad! He said he thinks that I  should still have done it even if I got 98%. Ridiculous I tell y..." Peter ,being good at acting, stops and stares at the Avengers.  "Dad! Mom!"
Tony acts like he is putting his keys away and Pepper walks to her office as they say together" Yess!"
"The Avengers are in the Living room!" Peter says sounding shocked
Tony and Pepper quickly go to the Living room. "What are you guys doing up here?" Tony asks.
"I wanted to say sorry, but I didn't think you had son and thought you made that up," Steve says sounding shocked

Hey guys I'm finally back. Did y'all miss me.?I am so excited to start writing again and have so many ideas. Aaaaaaa!
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