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Avengers show

You would think after the Avengers save the world for the 18 th time that month the world would trust them. And your right most people love them. Everyone loves them except the government.
So when F.r.i.d.a.y' has an update week she is at her weekest. That's the only time that you could get a invisible drone to tape the avengers. And that's exactly what the government did. Enjoy! (Tony is Peters mentor in this)
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So the government didn't like the avengers so they found out when was Friday's update week. And in that week they would lively stream the footage they got of the Avengers . And a Peter they didn't know of! And here is some of the moments that people loved.

"Mr Stark, I think Mrs. Potts is looking for you?" Peter says calmly .

"Yes to yell at me. Why the hell do you think I'm squeezed into the pantry!" Tony whisper yelled.

"O okey, but just you know if she asks me where you are I'll try my best not to tell!" Peter whisper yelled back.

"Thanks Pete!" Tony says happily.

Peter then walks to the kitchen counter and sits on one of the chairs. He grabs an apple and start eating it.

"Hi Pet..." Pepper starts but Peter cuts her off.

"He'sinthepantry!" Peter says so quick Pepper doesn't catch what he is saying.
But then she realizes its something about Tony.

"Where is Tony Pete?" Pepper asks.

"He's in the pantry, Mrs Potts!" Peter says with a smile.

"Thank you sweety, I'll bake you some cookies!" Pepper says happily.

"Your chocolate cookies!" Peter asks with a smile.

"Yip!" She says while walking to the pantry.

"Your the best Mrs Potts!" Peter says while giving her a quick hug and then walking to the livingroom.

Then Pepper opens the pantry! "Hi honey!" Tony says with a smile.
"Don't honey me!'

After a few minutes they see Tony running and Pepper after him. Then Tony yells. "Peter you Little shirt!".

The next one is Shuri and Peter pranking Clint.

"Hi Clint do you think you can get my bird out of the vent?",Shuri asks.

"Ask someone else I'm busy!" Clint says not looking up from the controller.

Shuri smirks and then says "Well Tony tried and got Peters bird and Loki's! Guess he  the best person crawling in the vent now."

"Get out of the way bich, I'll get your forking bird!"Clint says while running fill speed to the closest vent opening.
 
When Shuri got to the vent opening she already saw Peter laughing his head of and a Clint full of slime and feathers.
Nat who heard noise came to the living room. When she saw Clint, she started recording videos and laughing. She wanted to say something but Clint stopped her by saying "Not a word!"

The next one was Bucky and Steve getting mad at the TV.

"Why won't it go forking on!" Bucky yelled.

"Try the square thingy !" Steve yelled.

"I already forking tried Steve! I not an idiot!" Bucky yelled .

So they tried for 5 more minutes.  Why they didn't try further.  No not because they gave up O no. They didn't continue because Bucky threw the Tv out the window.

"Barnes where is my forking Tv!" Tony yelled.

And there were a lot more but the absolute favourite was this.

A tired Peter walked into the kitchen. Everyone was shopping on Sunday. Only Pepper, Tony and Peter were at the tower. All now in the kitchen.  Morning Pete!", Tony and Pepper says happily while Pepper  puts a glass full of orange juice infront of him. "Morning Mom and Dad" Peter says not realising what he had said. Pepper and Tony freeze and turn to Peter. Tony realized Peter doesn't know what he said. "Hi Pete!" "Yes Dad" Peter says suddenly realising what he said. "Aww Pete you think of us as your parents!" Pepper says with a smile. "Yes.... well I...umm. well?" Peter says awkwardly.  "Well Pete I think of you as a son!" Tony says while continuing typing on this computer. " Really?" Peter ask with a smile . "Yip, me too Pete" Pepper says while giving him a kiss on the forehead. 

"Awww!!" All the people watching on there devises said.

And that's the end.
Sorry this one is short. But I thought of the idea and wanted to write about it.
So yeah . Hope you injoyed it. And thanks so mutch for the votes and reads.