Loveless Rabbit | Hero!Izuku AU |

A chat with a chicken that can fly.

Izuku sat quietly in his hospital room, he hadn't been in a hospital too much, so he forgot how it was like, he sorrowfully found out that he wouldn't be able to be discharged until at least Thursday next week, the man had a whole week and a bit before he could go back into his hero work. Which in his opinion was unfair, but it's not like he could do much of it.
So here Izuku was, sitting in the hospital room, with nothing to do.
Hawks had visited him throughout the week of his recovery, which he never understood why the winged hero would, but in the end, he couldn't care less, it was better than not having any visitors at all, he supposed;

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A week later, and Izuku had finally been released from the hospital, though, he wasn't aloud to do any hero work for another two days, to rest even more. For some unknown reason,
So here he was, in his small apartment, staring at the ceiling, wondering what the hell to do for the next two days. Izuku sighed defeatedly and attempted to fall asleep but was interrupted by a notification on his phone, he attempted to ignore it but more and more kept coming until he had been irritated enough to look at his phone.

Somehow the chicken hero had acquired his phone number, and was now spamming the hell out of him.

Chicken

Chicken: Hey

You awake?

Heyyyyy

Don't ignore me...

Rood....

Broccoli: Omg what?

Chicken: There you are!
I just wanted to talk, because I was bored.

Broccoli: and you thought it was a good idea to interrupt me while I'm trying to sleep?

Chicken: Hey! In my defence, I didn't know you where trying to sleep!

Broccoli: anyway what do you want, I don't have time for some pidgeon to be irritating me.

Chicken: PIGEON? I'll have you know, I'm a hawk tyvm

Broccoli: your chat name states otherwise.

Chicken: you're the one that changed it, and idk how to change it back.

Broccoli: yeah I'm not helping you with that, because I know if I do, I know you're just going to switch it back to 'KFC but sexy', and I dont need anyone looking over my shoulder and asking why I have someone named that in my contacts. And also, how do you not know how to switch your chat name if its not your phone number? Or are you just an idiot and forget how to.?

Chicken: bold of you to assume that wasnt my original chat name, also IM NOT AN IDIOT IM ACADEMICALLY CHALLENGED.!

Broccoli: I'm surprised you even know how to spell academically correctly, honestly im surpised you can use grammar. Your bird brain knows a few things, aint that right? Ostrich.

Chicken: OKAY NOW YOURE JUST NAMING OFF RANDOM BIRDS!

Broccoli: and?

Chicken: . . .

*chicken is offline*

Broccoli: finally I can sleep, annoying ass kiwi bird.

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Okay! Okay! I know this chapter is MUCH shorter than the rest, but i dont really have alot of ideas for this story at the moment, it would help me greatly if you guys gave me some ideas in the comments! Ill make sure to tag you in the chapters that are inspired by your comments.

I hope you enjoyed this somewhat of a joke chapter while i try and think up some good plot for this story.
Hopefully, we will see eachother soon

-your author

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