A/N I'm sorry I'm not sure if this counts as fluff but I tried alfjksjf
"*insert queerphobic comment primarily directed at Remus here*"
Patton halted in his tracks to glower at some dude thinking it was a good idea to open his stupid mouth and rely on the hallway chatter to cover him. "What did you just say?" Patton snapped.
Why couldn't Patton and Remus just walk down a school hallway together and hold hands in peace?
The guy in question glared back at Patton, "It's rude to eavesdrop, bitch."
"It's rude to talk behind people's backs, bitch," Patton snapped back, spitting a rare swear (which Remus was extremely proud of), "What did you say? Or are you a little coward with your masculinity so fragile it feels threatened by a couple of boyfriends minding their own goddamn business?"
While it was entertaining, Remus would rather go make out behind the school right now instead because that's the only reason Patton should ever have any kind of bruise on him.
"You fucking bastar— Hey—" Patton squeaked as Remus picked him up. He hauled Patton over his shoulder and carried him away.
"But Hon!"
"I know you are fully capable of defending yourself but I still don't wanna see you get hurt on my account okay?" Remus said.
Patton huffed, crossing his arms while he still dangled over his shoulder, "Fine. But if we see him again..." Catching sight of that douche again, he gave him a deadly glare, "I'm breaking his nose."
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Fluffuary 2021
FanfictionWelcome to my attempt to write a fluffy Drabble each day! This is probably gonna be mostly Intruality since I'm a sucker for it if anyone can't tell lsfjlxh so yee
