"I have literally no idea what I'm doing, Re, I'm so bad at this," Patton hissed at his boyfriend.
"You're the one that asked me out," Remus hissed back.
"But you did all the flirting—"
Logan glanced over at the couple not-so-subtly stage whispering to each other in the corner of the room as if they were invisible. Adorable idiots. He resumed pretending he was minding his own business and waited.
"Just talk to him," Remus gently shoved Patton towards Logan. Patton tsk dragging Remus with him, "This was your idea I'm not doing it by myself!"
There was a kerfuffle Logan elected to ignore before they were both stood before him
"H-hi Logy," Patton stuttered.
"Salutations," Logan calmly said, setting his book aside. While Logan did accidentally eavesdrop (to no fault of his), he didn't entirely know what the pair were scheming, so the curious side gave all his attention to them.
"Can we sit? With you?" Patton asked nervously.
Suspicious. "Of course."
Then Patton and Remus sat either side of him, Remus I'm particularly gluing himself to his side. Remus sent Patton a look, who then shyly scooted closer so their legs touched. Logan thought he muttered, "This is a horrible plan," but his lip reading was a little dodgy.
A couple awkward minutes passed of the couple having an eye conversation while Logan regretted his life choices.
"W-w— umm," Patton stuttered, eventually just blurting, "Will you be our boyfriend?"
Huh—
"You're supposed to flirt with him not just ask him out!"
"I know! I panicked, I don't know how to flirt I told you—"
Logan held each of their hands effectively shutting them so they all had matching pink faces.
Logan smiled, "I would love to."
YOU ARE READING
Fluffuary 2021
FanfictionWelcome to my attempt to write a fluffy Drabble each day! This is probably gonna be mostly Intruality since I'm a sucker for it if anyone can't tell lsfjlxh so yee