"I'll start with an easy one; You're gorgeous, I love you, and chickens are blue," Remus grinned.
Patton playfully smacked him with a pillow and glared at him. Only making Remus lose his composure, of course. "Re that lie is too obvious! Actually play the game silly!"
Smiling more, Remus just said, "No, go on, guess."
Patton huffed. He was so smug Patton wanted to spite him regardless of logic.
"The first one."
Remus's jaw genuinely dropped, gawking at Patton— Who erupted into giggles.
"Take that back!" Remus squawked, lunging at him, and Patton shrieked trying to dodge him. "How dare you, you devilishly handsome little marshmallow—" Every word made Patton laugh more until didn't have any energy left to fight back with.
Remus managed to pin him down to the bed despite his halfhearted squirming. "No self deprecation! It is forbidden in the kingdom of... my room. I will attack you with affection until you... until... I'll attack you."
"Pff— Oh, the horror—"
Remus crashed their lips together, and Patton had never ever shut up so quickly.
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Fluffuary 2021
FanfictionWelcome to my attempt to write a fluffy Drabble each day! This is probably gonna be mostly Intruality since I'm a sucker for it if anyone can't tell lsfjlxh so yee
