Here are some chats on Omegle we had. Picture of the conversation will be on the side, as well as hand written for those of you unlucky people who cannot see the image. Also in external link.
Part 1:
Stranger: hi!
You: Hello
You: *waves*
Stranger: 19 m
Stranger: and you?
You: 17 m
Stranger: you on the beach?
Stranger: me too
You: I'm a fish but no I'm on Pluto duh
You: thought you were 19
Stranger: lmao
You: o.O
Stranger: I am
You: but you just...
Stranger: what?
You: what if i said i was...236 years old
You: live in a pineapple
Stranger: under the sea?
You: ON PLUTO
Stranger: that would be quite hard
You: THE FACKING DWARF PLANET
You: no it wouldnt
You: i'm fine look
Stranger: it would take about 30 minutes for your text to get here
You: gloop gloop gloop
Stranger: and 30 min bback
Stranger: myth: busted
You: TECHNOLOGY
You: *techno dance*
Stranger: can't go faster than celerity bro
You: xD
Stranger: unst unst unst wooob woob
You: that makes me think of celery o.O
Stranger: beurk
You: what is that fuckery o.O
Stranger: noise of disgust
Question: What the fuck is noise of disgust? This person hung up before I could ask D:
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